BREAKING: Billionaire Governor JB Pritzker has asked if he could buy the painting of Trump hanging in the Colorado State Capitol. - ThreadSky

erinmaureen17.bsky.social•97 days ago

New dartboard for the office

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westonjk.bsky.social•97 days ago

Trump should be giddy the painting doesn’t capture what he really looks like. Goddamn narcissistic sociopath.

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kmcn01.bsky.social•97 days ago

Eww

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fiddlesqueak.bsky.social•97 days ago

Governor Pritzker, I love you!

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allane625.bsky.social•97 days ago

Painting? I thought it was a photo......

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levelheaded1.bsky.social•97 days ago

Maybe they replace it with…

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melblue717.bsky.social•97 days ago

He probably doesn’t like it because his mouth isn’t doing that disgusting puckered anus thing. 😝

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catherinezoltan.bsky.social•97 days ago

If Trump didn't want it for himself he wouldn't be requesting it should be replaced. Wouldn't be surprised if JB is trying to buy it for Trump.

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spiralout42.bsky.social•97 days ago

She didn’t even make him look nearly as bad as he actually does is the funny part 😂

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lewlew11.bsky.social•97 days ago

I love JB!!!

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msgroovysupreme.bsky.social•97 days ago

YASSS. luv my guv🧡

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kwazyjarhead.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣😂🤣

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sebastian2.bsky.social•97 days ago

It'd make a great dart board. #FuckTrump

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contrails.bsky.social•97 days ago

Shred it first, sew it back using his fake hair, and then burn it.

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alloutof-bubblegum.bsky.social•97 days ago

Great replacement for fibre if you hang it in the bathroom

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norska11.bsky.social•97 days ago

Pritzker's a badass. Plus, he's funny!

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brgen8.bsky.social•97 days ago

😀

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curtnoel.bsky.social•97 days ago

hehe. I like him hes pretty smart I hope he makes a go at the presidency in a serious way.

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mcatherinel.bsky.social•97 days ago

will he use it as a dart board?

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danwalterwriter.bsky.social•97 days ago

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psychopete.bsky.social•97 days ago

I would buy a print. Fundraiser idea. Or a bake sale.

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lilharley.bsky.social•97 days ago

Pin the tail on the donkey

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shazamdelstl.bsky.social•97 days ago

Is Trump unhappy that the artist forgot his vagina neck?

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freestatefemale.bsky.social•97 days ago

I love Pritzger.

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californianorma.bsky.social•96 days ago

Do you know @dailybeanspod.bsky.social ?

They just gave him a lovely shout out today 🙏🏽🩷💪🏽

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freestatefemale.bsky.social•96 days ago

Yes, thanks, I follow.

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base53.bsky.social•97 days ago

I'm really starting to enjoy my governor.
Go JB!

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johnd62.bsky.social•97 days ago

Love that guy!

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arnoldpimley.bsky.social•97 days ago

When I first saw that painting I thought it was that genius Gary Peterson (@garypetersonusa.bsky.social) again.

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dyea22.bsky.social•97 days ago

Lol

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mtbacklash.bsky.social•97 days ago

Game of darts anyone?

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susanbenke.bsky.social•97 days ago

Dart throwing!!

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co-refugee.bsky.social•97 days ago

I live in Colorado. Give it to him!

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bearlytame.bsky.social•97 days ago

I think he should buy the subject of the painting instead

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bamart8.bsky.social•97 days ago

He is simply the best!

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copperstar11464.bsky.social•97 days ago

In a very strange way the picture looks like what a 75 year old love child between Trump and Musk would look like.

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bot85.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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debruh.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣

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sooze555.bsky.social•97 days ago

Lmao.

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midwesternmama.bsky.social•97 days ago

omggggggg

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poppins1.bsky.social•97 days ago

You go JB - if it gets under his thin skin & we all know it does - let’s make sure it goes viral worldwide! Orange Buffoon anyway!

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maquisard2.bsky.social•97 days ago

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jodyboo.bsky.social•97 days ago

Gotta love it.

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givemeabreak2024.bsky.social•97 days ago

Why?

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grammie1517.bsky.social•97 days ago

Must know what he wants to do with it. Any suggestions?

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originaladdy.bsky.social•97 days ago

Yeeeessssss 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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deemidnight.bsky.social•97 days ago

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gbsmimi.bsky.social•97 days ago

Put it on the side of every bus in Chicago!

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amyoddo.bsky.social•97 days ago

@govpritzker.illinois.gov 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Bravo! Well played!😉 It’s a YES from me! Please do it!🤣

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knoxiseric.bsky.social•97 days ago

Sell,it for a penny

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wenonawest.bsky.social•97 days ago

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irynabuczkowski.bsky.social•97 days ago

The artist who painted this portrait definitely combined Trump’s and Yanukovich’s futures, both manafort’s clients
As proof - picture of Yanukovich with his and Trump’s friend, putler.

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irynabuczkowski.bsky.social•97 days ago

By the way, that portrait was paid for by republicans!

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booksofbrian.bsky.social•97 days ago

Yes - Puleeeeeease!

Pritz for Prez 2028.

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dlawson382.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂😂😂😂🤣

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sarahbirdnerd.bsky.social•97 days ago

I love this for trump

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blueridgegurl.bsky.social•97 days ago

I'm falling in love with this guy!

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kinda-new-here.bsky.social•97 days ago

Then use a sharpie alllll over it

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rjinill-annoy.bsky.social•97 days ago

BIDDING WAR! I wanna win, so I can piss on it and set it on fire.

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usa4worldcup.bsky.social•97 days ago

Don’t do that trump hates it there are definitely more productive means of using it to fuck with him

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mldsm.bsky.social•97 days ago

Love this!

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ccchamb.bsky.social•97 days ago

Pygmalion pygs

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ellan75.bsky.social•97 days ago

Dartboard

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theresebcallaghan.bsky.social•97 days ago

Why? What’s his play here hmmmm 🧐

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gohawkeyes92.bsky.social•97 days ago

He’s an actual billionaire who finds joy in trolling 47, the fake wannabe billionaire, while also standing up for the people of IL. I’m so proud to have voted for my Gov! 💙

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arabellatrefoil3.bsky.social•97 days ago

JB Pritzker should act at once to preserve this priceless art treasure.

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subjectnail.bsky.social•97 days ago

Its honestly the best and truest photo of him.

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wolfofodin.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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pugmom333.bsky.social•97 days ago

😆

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miladylilburn.bsky.social•97 days ago

It would make a really dartboard.

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sacwired.bsky.social•97 days ago

I don’t know much about Gov Pritzker, but I do know I like him. I know he has something special in mind for the tRUMP portrait.🤭

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too-young.bsky.social•97 days ago

I love my Governor, he is such a breath of fresh air

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kristenmccarth.bsky.social•97 days ago

He’s one of the effective leaders in the United States.

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jme71.bsky.social•97 days ago

For target practice, maybe a meat shoot target!

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gmaconda.bsky.social•97 days ago

I'm sure Gov. Pritzker knows just the place for it.

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qbits4u.bsky.social•97 days ago

Isn't just like Tiny to, BECAUSE he says doesn't like a portrait of himself, he instantly turns into the most famous and most shared portrait in the world. I like the one made from pig parts. Frankly I think it's more realistic, as well-

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anon8675309.bsky.social•97 days ago

and put it on billboards across america? or toilet paper? It’s a public figure…dog shit bags?

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krazylib38.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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susan-auman-berry.bsky.social•97 days ago

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lcdr-ldmax.bsky.social•97 days ago

Gotta love JB!

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timetobefree.bsky.social•97 days ago

I’ve got one I can sell him

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kathy59.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂🤣

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ebwrite.bsky.social•97 days ago

I can’t even look at him. Pritzker is pretty brave.

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suefa22.bsky.social•97 days ago

Dartboard maybe?

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ebwrite.bsky.social•97 days ago

That’s what I was thinking. But there still might be remnants of orange left.

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coupie99.bsky.social•97 days ago

Best Governor!

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re2do.bsky.social•97 days ago

me encanta Pritzker.

Que lo compre y que lo ponga en el baño

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lightning1966.bsky.social•97 days ago

When this is all over… that should be the main portrait used for him in textbooks and on his tombstone.

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read-write-repeat.bsky.social•97 days ago

They’re gonna have to bury him on private property…

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lorrimcg.bsky.social•97 days ago

I was thinking it would make a great dartboard.

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desertyeti.bsky.social•97 days ago

lol. Pritzker is turning out to be the world class Trump troll we all need.

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blossombenson.bsky.social•97 days ago

He lacks FEAR! And he's smart as hell. Just what we need.

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tweety58.bsky.social•97 days ago

Yes!!

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anon8675309.bsky.social•97 days ago

Isn’t that the truth? It’s awesome.

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lilcubbiegal.bsky.social•97 days ago

I am proud of my Governor for standing up to all of this. He just rocks! 👍

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lilharley.bsky.social•97 days ago

Me too! Love him !

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arabellatrefoil3.bsky.social•97 days ago

Oh yeah! He's a visionary.

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alcoolg74.bsky.social•97 days ago

He truly has risen above while being really perfectly hilarious with his honorable pettiness. Love our Governor!

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lilcubbiegal.bsky.social•97 days ago

He’s been consistent since he was first elected. He just doesn’t take any shit from the wannabe dictator. He never did. 😊

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alcoolg74.bsky.social•96 days ago

I may have used risen above wrong. I mean to say he stands out among other political figures that have their head in the sand. He’s a keeper. ☺️

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desertyeti.bsky.social•96 days ago

I knew what you meant

😄

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alcoolg74.bsky.social•96 days ago

I am so tired of these shenanigans I can’t tell if I am talking shit or not, man! 🤣

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kristenmccarth.bsky.social•97 days ago

I’ve heard he’s been consistently good governing the state of Illinois.

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capspring.bsky.social•97 days ago

He should run in 28 but then the racists would have a problem with him.

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beth4.bsky.social•97 days ago

💙

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imcaitlintho.bsky.social•97 days ago

I just think it is just hilarious that the one time I've ever seen Trump pictured as just like...a regular dude...he hates it so much. This is the most normal I've ever seen him look. The artist was generous and polite and accurate. Says a lot about how he sees himself.

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ocert52.bsky.social•97 days ago

She didn't make him orange enough for his liking.

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gabriellasmom2018.bsky.social•97 days ago

My first thought on seeing that portrait was that he (and especially his hair) looks better than he/it does in real life. You'd think he'd be grateful 😅

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phazygrey.bsky.social•97 days ago

I had the same thought 🤣

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emailcatj.bsky.social•97 days ago

it's missing his crown & cape with the ermine collar

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houseofharkness.bsky.social•97 days ago

Use it as a shitter.

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godszoo.bsky.social•97 days ago

Expensive darts board 😁

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greatauntnanny.bsky.social•97 days ago

Yous gotta love a good midwesterner

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shellmer25.bsky.social•97 days ago

OMG please please please buy it!

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lavendesic.bsky.social•97 days ago

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a2mitsu.bsky.social•97 days ago

Also paints pets…@sarahaboardman.com

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freegirl12.bsky.social•97 days ago

Use it as a dart board lol

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starrynitedsgn.bsky.social•97 days ago

Darts anyone?

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navyjim.bsky.social•97 days ago

Lol

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jamest65.bsky.social•97 days ago

Umm, dart board perhaps?

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scootrbum.bsky.social•97 days ago

Good one!

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susan-ny.bsky.social•97 days ago

Make me barf, why dont ya.🤮

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petersonchris.bsky.social•97 days ago

He's now fat Biff Tannen. The metamorphosis is complete

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thx721.bsky.social•97 days ago

I love my Governor!

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gabe8.bsky.social•97 days ago

Funniest or stupidest part of this, is that almost nobody knew / cared about this portrait (been hanging since 2019) until the fragile orange snowflake whined about it.

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geargrind63.bsky.social•97 days ago

Hang it in the Governor’s Mansion or in the halls of the Capital of Illinois.

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bettytomich.bsky.social•97 days ago

Love it. Just the way we all should be seeing the megalomaniac. NOT some prettied up photo.

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angiesuniverse.bsky.social•97 days ago

Lmao

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samigigs.bsky.social•97 days ago

Bahahaha I love my governor!

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spellbound1311.bsky.social•97 days ago

I am surprised mine Polis just doesn't gift it to him.

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siriusblackdeath.bsky.social•97 days ago

Double Dog Dare you to put that on a JumboTron at an NFL Home Game!

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bigchil.bsky.social•97 days ago

Trump’s face looks like he’s retaining water. Fat and fluffy cheeks. Matches his ass cheeks. I am not trying to be cheeky.

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bloodraven43.bsky.social•97 days ago

😆

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ballermove.bsky.social•97 days ago

This actually makes perfect sense. Douche attracts douche

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chrissy5013.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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khiker94.bsky.social•97 days ago

Every blue state should have this portrait commissioned for the state capitol. He shouldn’t be able to escape his true beauty.

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maxineorion.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣 I was just saying that I thought Gov. Mills should take it, but Pritzker, yes...brilliant.

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dmpstrfireftr.bsky.social•96 days ago

That painting kinda looks like a cross between tRump and Lindsey Graham.

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napajudie.bsky.social•97 days ago

LOL. Go Gov. Pritzker!

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w8d2bxts.bsky.social•94 days ago

Yeah, buy the painting to have a bomb fire while sipping wine.!!

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w8d2bxts.bsky.social•95 days ago

Hang the picture of the Felon-in-chief in the pig pin.

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jpetertil.bsky.social•97 days ago

He’s the best!!

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jenevra1.bsky.social•97 days ago

Starting a rogues’ gallery?

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fraziberry.bsky.social•97 days ago

😎🙌🤣So good!

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dark-phnx83.bsky.social•97 days ago

That's my Governor. Will proudly vote for him again next year- although he's taking his sweet time declaring his candidacy.

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too-young.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂

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mwplunkett.bsky.social•96 days ago

Only if the artist gets some of the money

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vtmolly.bsky.social•97 days ago

I love how JB trolls!

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poornihilistme.bsky.social•97 days ago

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poornihilistme.bsky.social•97 days ago

⬇️👀👀👀👀⬇️🫢😆🤣

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terifaarr.bsky.social•97 days ago

So he can burn it on his lawn, I hope...

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generowzee.bsky.social•97 days ago

Somebody could make a lot of money turning that thing into a reactive urinal target — like it appears to melt every time it gets hit with warm water. Put it in urinals across the nation.

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sharonsf.bsky.social•97 days ago

Love him

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partlypeaceful.bsky.social•97 days ago

God, I hope this is true 🤣

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sue19721954.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂😂😂

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annab05.bsky.social•97 days ago

I am cracking up 😂

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jakapil.bsky.social•97 days ago

Is the fat pudgy face fuckwad embarrassed about his fat face? Ok President Pugsley, show me on the doll where the mean artist hurt your widdle feelings.

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thereal-faja.bsky.social•97 days ago

#PorkyPig

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sorkel3.bsky.social•97 days ago

He inquired if someone there could paint a target on it prior to sending it.

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mickstu101.bsky.social•96 days ago

can I recommend this pic?

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wtpmary.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣

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meemawsezwhut.bsky.social•97 days ago

I heart Dems with strong trolling skills

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spoonbill.bsky.social•97 days ago

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efiggz.bsky.social•97 days ago

It’s a cross between Putin and Trump’s face 🤣.

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boygranny.bsky.social•97 days ago

I live this guy!

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oglizlemon.bsky.social•97 days ago

OMG are you serious?!?!!

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jodyanne325.bsky.social•97 days ago

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greeceeberger.bsky.social•97 days ago

Colorado Gov Polis, a replacement picture to hang

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mossadwarrior.bsky.social•97 days ago

Campbell soup boy

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mossadwarrior.bsky.social•97 days ago

Campbell Soup kid

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mossadwarrior.bsky.social•97 days ago

Pillsbury dough brain Trump

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jkmattes.bsky.social•97 days ago

I honestly thinks it makes him look better than he really looks.

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zen-jenn.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤮

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jefelvs.bsky.social•97 days ago

For a dart board?

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phazygrey.bsky.social•97 days ago

Bullseye 😏

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grayhaired.bsky.social•97 days ago

You stole my line! I am just jealous you got to do it before me.

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pisssedoffgrandpa.bsky.social•97 days ago

Me 2.

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loufromboston.bsky.social•97 days ago

Same here. All I see is a dart board for the basement.

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jefelvs.bsky.social•97 days ago

Yeah but I wouldn’t want to deal with trumpledthinskins mug for a extended period of time

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helloweepy.bsky.social•97 days ago

Well fine, then.

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loufromboston.bsky.social•97 days ago

Funny. Saving “trumpledthinskins”

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jack2second.bsky.social•97 days ago

Ban tedkas

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jack2second.bsky.social•97 days ago

Ban teslas

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indep54.bsky.social•97 days ago

I am liking Pritzker more and more

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lilithismyhomegirl.bsky.social•97 days ago

Same!

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obsidianflames.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣 Love this!

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lirpa413.bsky.social•97 days ago

I love this painting — it is a twofer with Lindsey Graham showing up in this moment. See it?

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oakleafacorn.bsky.social•97 days ago

That picture was on the news in Ireland today 😂😂

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thenoland.bsky.social•97 days ago

He could auction it on @temu. 😂😂😂😂
My offer -$.47 cents in pennies. 🤣

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waitingonme.bsky.social•97 days ago

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cinnamongirl52.bsky.social•97 days ago

This is literally the most accurate depiction of Trump I have ever seen.

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thebeve.bsky.social•97 days ago

The next Postmaster should make it a stamp

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myopenmind.bsky.social•97 days ago

Love that idea!

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thebeve.bsky.social•97 days ago

he would be "canceled" over and over again 😆

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anon8675309.bsky.social•97 days ago

but one that isn’t enough to actually be used or go first class. Maybe there should be a “second rate” stamp.

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recursiverealms.com•97 days ago

No Gov. Pritzker, that painting belongs to the people 😈

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abreathoffreshair.bsky.social•97 days ago

LOL!! They should sell it to the highest bidder and then replace it with the mug shot.

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boppapoopity.bsky.social•97 days ago

I think every democratic governor should have a copy.

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gigimlet.bsky.social•97 days ago

He could put it behind a plastic screen and let people throw things at it

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mimi-48.bsky.social•97 days ago

Pritzker 2028!!

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mohandle.bsky.social•97 days ago

Hahaha!

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jgt1960.bsky.social•97 days ago

I would ask the artist to update the portrait for accuracy if I were Pritzker:
https://bsky.app/profile/jgt1960.bsky.social/post/3ll3k23meuk2g

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ndhm.bsky.social•97 days ago

And as a side note, what the hell is it doing in the CO capitol?

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rockygurl.bsky.social•97 days ago

Lol

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coachsamiam.bsky.social•97 days ago

Looks like the prick

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searchingfor.bsky.social•97 days ago

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growlbiscuit.bsky.social•97 days ago

I think the artist should give us all the rights to project that piece of art ALL over! Can you imagine projecting it on buildings all over the country? Huge!

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switchfootkid.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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okjoann.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂

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whiskeythinker.bsky.social•97 days ago

i read this and genuinely LOL'd

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suzvotesblue.bsky.social•97 days ago

Maybe he needed a new dart board.

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nick2r.bsky.social•97 days ago

Every Dem governor should hang a copy of that portrait. 😁

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lilcubbiegal.bsky.social•97 days ago

That’s my Governor! He rocks! ✌🏼👍

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buddhamama.bsky.social•97 days ago

The only reason why Trump doesn't like that painting, is because it makes him look like the fat fuck he is.

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iriebarnlife.bsky.social•97 days ago

Love me some JB!!!!

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galfox.bsky.social•97 days ago

What great humor!!! 🤣🤣

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deadbodychick.bsky.social•97 days ago

I mean the essence was completely caught perfectly...man-toddler. 👏

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kimboellen.bsky.social•97 days ago

Lololol

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smashit.bsky.social•97 days ago

Haha!

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shewhoisnotseen.bsky.social•97 days ago

If he owned it, would he have the rights to do with it as he wishes.... say... print billboards? Cause that would be epic. Instead of the painting the felon hates just hanging in CO, it's EVERYWHERE. That would piss him off.

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danhalm.bsky.social•97 days ago

We also need this on t-shirts

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shewhoisnotseen.bsky.social•97 days ago

I was thinking that at first too but then thought, "ewww, I don't want that face on a shirt."

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atnotmystyleb4.bsky.social•95 days ago

Lol Donnie boy looks like Sluggo in the old Nancy and Sluggo comics

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builtstrong.bsky.social•97 days ago

Put it as the backing of a urinal or bidet!

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sammydoodle15207.bsky.social•97 days ago

that’s awesome! but I can’t help but think about all the good people who have multi millions or more! people who could literally give every american 1 million and not even miss it but could write it off and if there ever was a time with trump and elon destroying america and american lives to step up

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