Honestly, I would lean into it and buy some real pies, too - y’know, bit of variety never hurts. If anyone asks, tell ‘em “meh, it’s a living” or “I’m trying a social experiment” lol
Historically I have preemptively hit them with “charity event” and roll my eyes like I’m embarrassed about it. They don’t NEED to know I’ll be practicing my aim on someone during an upcoming furry convention. There’s no way they could. And yet I feel like they do.
That’s actually a good one I’d say, I didn’t think of that! They don’t need to know, sure, but you are an expert of cartoon slapstick! It’s in the job title and something to wear proudly, in my eyes :D
It’s cheaper, keeps better, and is easier to clean!! Whipped cream works only if you’re made of money and not attached to your clothes and/or fur. And boy I WISH that was the case!! I wanna lick the after effects like Scooby Doo
I'm just thinking 'won't it sting if it gets in their eyes?' and yeah, the whole thing about not being able to eat it à la Scooby Doo. But don't let me yuck your yum; have fun!
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Like a melon you can wear as a hat
Careful with mallets, those can attract hyenas
(I know far too much about this topic, I can and have given classes on it)
A bucket of feathers
A stack of "Raccoon Season" flyers
A stack of "Duck Season" flyers
They'll know *exactly* what sort of toon you are!
Uhhhh
https://youtu.be/G_nzEwq4NLs?si=KfXXVRpt5S_Rjo1N