9YO: Oh, God.

ME: What?

9YO: I have the sudden urge to make an army of #pride cats.

ME: OK. Cute.

9YO: Oh! I just had an idea for a great term for a lesbian marrying another woman — “Pride Bride.”

ME: 😁

9YO: 🤷‍♀️

ME: What else is on your mind?

9YO: The lyrics to “Fireflies” by Owl City.

ME: