I'm at a restaurant, and I'd like to check their corned beef hash but I'm no cryptography expert. - ThreadSky

techconnectify.bsky.social • 398 days ago

I'm at a restaurant, and I'd like to check their corned beef hash but I'm no cryptography expert.

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Simply convert to base 10 and randomly select some digits to ensure they are following Benford's law. If not, the chef is a fraud.

blogical.bsky.social•397 days ago

I tried to find the restaurant on my hashmap.

rethgaal.bsky.social•398 days ago

Booooooooooo

fioko.tv•398 days ago

Just make sure it's salted

reuning.bsky.social•398 days ago

Boooooooo

richard53225.bsky.social•398 days ago

You can't ask for alterations - they only serve it one way.

peoriabummer.bsky.social•398 days ago

All those bites make for a long digest.

pixpanz.bsky.social•398 days ago

har har

lexistenti.al•398 days ago

god my brain went there when I saw hash before I even finished the sentence so I got hit twice

wrongbunny.bismuth.gay•398 days ago

😒

liftedlowered.bsky.social•398 days ago

If it hasn't been properly salted sometimes the hash can collide with the gut in a way that makes it recoverable, if you know what I mean

htol.net•398 days ago

Just do not forget to handshake the chef. You do not want to taste it and be like "ACK" that is nasty!

tujungadude.bsky.social•398 days ago

Best check: remove the potatoes. Is the hash still the same?

fatseanlives.bsky.social•398 days ago

tell them you want to provide your own salt

paulsidhuuk.bsky.social•396 days ago

Ask them for the key to their recipe.

schuldberg.com•398 days ago

Ayooooo

deftestleftist.bsky.social•398 days ago

#cornyjoke #seewhatididthere

maxmax.bsky.social•398 days ago

I would also like to checksum.

tujungadude.bsky.social•398 days ago

“Thanks, I’m done. Checksum please”

jens.bigdipshit.com•398 days ago

probably needs more salt

ellisor.net•398 days ago

I came here to say this

isopup.dog•398 days ago

So glad we can post gifs now

drunkengeebee.bsky.social•398 days ago

Booooo!

craigwalmsley.bsky.social•398 days ago

thebirdman.bsky.social•398 days ago

This is an Excellent Skeet

and I also recommend either
the Scottsville Diner, Scottsville, NY,
or
Mount Hope Diner, Rochester, NY,
if good hash is what you seek.

The former is in a quiet little town.
The latter is in the college district & will have demonstrably fewer red hats.