"Since absolutely nobody asked, we've reported on the sites we have complete control over that the inauguration has been viewed eleventy billion times, the most since people watched the first streamed inauguration of Abraham Lincoln on hulu"
When he is hung like an itty bitty mushroom, lying about size would become so natural that it isn’t given a second thought when he does it.
It wouldn’t surprise me if he ran around telling people “It’s 2 inches but at least it smells like a foot”.
“People who make shit up also estimate that 77 million viewers saw part of the inauguration on those annoying screens at gas stations that come on when you pump gas. And at least 44 million were forced to listen to it thanks to octogenarians who watch their phones at full volume in public.”
Why is it always the inadequate man with the minuscular penises? They have to pay to get fucked and they have to pay off people to try not to get fucked. Trump is the poster turd for an ED commercial.
Maybe I'm crazy, but it's weird to see the president boast about his TV ratings as if he were still running some sort of subpar, angst-fueled, small dicked reality show. Let alone lie about it. Does he think he's a network exec?
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It wouldn’t surprise me if he ran around telling people “It’s 2 inches but at least it smells like a foot”.
What makes the Orange Racist Rapist Sadist so unique is that in addition to being a sore loser he’s also a sore winner. 🤷♀️
As we sometimes say in court, “were you lying then or are you lying now?“