MY WARRIORS! THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO KNEEL IN FRONT OF COPS AT PROTESTS AND TO POUR MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR TEAR GAS. PLEASE DO NOT DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD MESSAGES TELLING PEOPLE TO DO THOSE THINGS. - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

orcspiration.bsky.social • 4 days ago

MY WARRIORS! THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO KNEEL IN FRONT OF COPS AT PROTESTS AND TO POUR MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR TEAR GAS. PLEASE DO NOT DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD MESSAGES TELLING PEOPLE TO DO THOSE THINGS.

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marnanightingale.bsky.social•4 days ago

ALSO BEFORE YOU GO TO A PROTEST WASH WITH A PURE SOAP AND DON'T USE ANY PRODUCT. YOU WANT THE LEAST POSSIBLE OIL ON YOUR SKIN FOR GAS PARTICLES AND PEPPER SPRAY TO STICK TO. DILUTE DISH SOAP IS GOOD AT GETTING PEPPER SPRAY OFF BUT MAKE SURE YOU RINSE REALLY WELL.

marnanightingale.bsky.social•4 days ago

AND LASTLY WHEN YOU WASH THOSE CLOTHES LATER MAKE SURE YOU WASH THEM IN COLD AND HANG THEM TO DRY OR YOU WILL GAS YOURSELF OUT OF YOUR OWN LAUNDRY ROOM.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN TALK TO?

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.

alexvaneks.bsky.social•4 days ago

Folks were recommending sitting down *IF* the protests grew violent. That way those who were choosing violence would stand out more for officers to interact with. There were rumours of brown shirts being in the crowds to incite riots, and if you saw that behaviour, to sit down so they're the targets

murduck.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is ALWAYS a terrible idea for so many reasons. Please listen to @orcspiration.bsky.social and their friends.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

alexvaneks.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don't know that it is true but it is a good idea as long as law enforcement isn't deploying chemical weapons.

Take water with you! Don't take your phone or turn it off. Don't have any jewelry or piercings if you can help it. Wear comfortable clothes and shoes too.

Stay safe everybody 🧡

ellipsisrenfield.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cops don't care who they're actually beating and putting your head in prime batton range is a terrible idea

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! DO YOUR STRETCHES.

nora.zone•4 days ago

law enforcement is always deploying chemical weapons please be real

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

SLAY DRAGONS. TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

skeprad.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's a follow

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

HANG UP YOUR LONGSWORD, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

TEAR GAS SETTLES LOW AND KNEELING WILL PUT YOU AT EASY BEATING HEIGHT FOR THE POLICE. KNEELING ALSO WILL MAKE IT HARDER FOR YOU TO MOVE AROUND AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF A SITUATION YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

THE MILK-IN-THE-EYES THING COMES FROM PEPPER SPRAY, NOT TEAR GAS. YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO WASH OUT TEAR GAS WITH WATER.

marnanightingale.bsky.social•4 days ago

DON'T PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR EITHER ONE. OR ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT WATER OR PROPER EYEDROPS.
BUT HONESTLY YOUR EYES ARE SELF CLEANING JUST KEEP GENTLY WASHING THE SKIN AROUND THEM AND YOUR EYELIDS AND LASHES AND LET YOUR TEAR DUCTS DO THEIR JOB.

psiop.kawaii.social•4 days ago

In my experience blinking a bunch of times works.

Also, pretty sure the rhydonium scene in Andor was a metaphor for tear gas. Allegorically saw is telling the current generation of resistance fighters that tear gas is something you can build up a tolerance for, and even enjoy, like spicy food.

marnanightingale.bsky.social•4 days ago

It does, but you do want to be gently washing your lashes and eyelids so the irritants don't leak back into your tears.

This was my experience in '99-'07: the thing about massive overuse of tear gas and pepper spray is that you can learn to handle it. The panic effect goes away fast.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

SHELVE YOUR CLUB, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DO YOU NEED TO ASK FOR HELP?

marnanightingale.bsky.social•4 days ago

I EMAILED A SHRINK YESTERDAY PLEASE WITNESS ME.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

nora.zone•4 days ago

i felt weird replying to this from the orc account (it'll still do the automated one) while yelling but nicely done, good job

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

I AM ADDING A CORRECTION TO THIS EFFECT. THANK YOU.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

SPEAKING OF WATER: BRING SOME WITH YOU. TO DRINK, AND TO WASH OUT YOUR EYES. WEAR SUNSCREEN AND BRING EXTRA TO RE-UP AS NEEDED.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

MORE RESOURCES ON PROTESTS FROM MARGARET, WHO KNOWS HER SHIT: https://bsky.app/profile/margaret.bsky.social/post/3lr2pfcdhjk2p

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

YEAH SORRY IF THAT WAS MISLEADING: THE MILK IN THE EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY IS NOT ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA FOR THAT EITHER. YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO WASH YOUR EYES OUT WITH WATER FOR THAT TOO. https://bsky.app/profile/marnanightingale.bsky.social/post/3lripreurqc2d

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

WHAT I MEANT WAS TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN MULTIPLE CHEMICAL WEAPONS, BECAUSE PEOPLE OFTEN CONFUSE THEM. MY APOLOGIES. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

bhlorine.bsky.social•4 days ago

filling a bowl with water, putting your face in it and blinking will probably really help, it's a trick i use when camping

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

PUT AWAY YOUR QUARTERSTAFF, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE SELF DOUBT. AND YOU WILL WIN.

keyboardwarrior.bsky.social•4 days ago

Best account on here lol

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

thsjstin.bsky.social•4 days ago

*SO* many tiktok armchair experts on nonviolent protest.

Fortunately, I suspect the people out protesting are too busy to actually see any of the nonsense people are posting.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

thsjstin.bsky.social•4 days ago

DRINK THE MILK. DO NOT APPLY IT TO YOUR VISION ORBS.

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

hairyturnip.bsky.social•4 days ago

CAN THE MILK BE SOY?

orcspiration.bsky.social•4 days ago

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW ARE YOU HYDRATED?