Me: Do you know where I hid the fuckofftopus and the dildosauruses?
Brown: Sadly, yes.
Brown: Sadly, yes.
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Once there was a chief border crossing officer. His office receives word that a notorious smuggler was headed his way, and to keep watch for him.
Sure enough, a few hours later, the smuggler pulls up in a shiny sports car, grinning broadly. He diverted off from the line.
In the first jar is a bunch of broken glass.
The third jar is a large food service container of mayonnaise, still sealed.
Of course, these are all completely inspected. Everything is emptied out, tested and re-tested. But to no avail. The glass is just glass, the powder is sugar, the mayo is mayo.
Three days later, he shows up again.
"Aha!" says the chief, "He's clearly wasting our time and trying to lull us into thinking he's got nothing, so he can sneak something over later!"
Another complete inspection.