Cabot Creamery is voluntarily recalling more than 1,700 pounds of butter in seven states after testing found that the products had elevated levels of fecal bacteria, federal safety regulators said.
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FDA enforces acceptable levels for food contaminants. For example for whole ginger the level is 3mg or more of mammal excrement per pound of product. Guess when the FDA is dismembered you will be eating more excrement in future 🤮
Good job, invisible hands of the marketplace! It's a well know fact that American consumers are trending towards eating more shit, given the vast amounts of it that MAGA cultists noisily slurp up like a soot-stained street urchin eating porridge (which Americans are now also eating more often).
Or it is sabotage. Most of the farmers are from Vermont. Who doesn't like Vermont? One guess... is this why we stopped funding FDA? So the president could take down companies he doesn't like?
Just think in a few months when DOGE gets those layoffs through the Supreme Court and Dr. Oz and Dr. Brainworm have had their way, this will just be considered butter with natural ingredients.
Maybe they can make all natural cow shit supplements to peddle to rubes for $19.95.
Coliform bacteria are a large group of rod-shaped bacteria found in the environment, including soil, water, and on plants. They are also common in the digestive tract of animals. Doesn’t mean that’s where they come from.
Gonna have to rename it CABUT BUTTER now, and the tagline will be: “So salty even Trump’s asshole will taste smooth once enough people have kissed it”!
What’s a few hospitalized or dead Americans who feasted on fecal matter on their morning toast? Nothing compared to the 2020 Geonocide (1M AMERICANS) by virus via then President Trump’s intentional LIES AND NEGLECT. At 200K dead he said virtually nobody died, to mark the occasion. REMIND HIM OFTEN.
"I’m expecting more of this as more regulations are thrown out"
Nonsense. During COVID Trump figured out that if you don't test, your problems all disappear. Clearly there is still too much testing going on, since you know about the butt butter. Elon needs to fire a few more people.
I think this is possible sabotage? Most of the Cabot Creamery farmers are from Vermont. Trump doesn't like Vermont. Just a thought... maybe why he got rid of all the FDA employees... so he could screw around with companies he doesn't like.
Normally I'd pair buttery flavours with something crisp, like a Sauvignon Blanc, but with the extra complexity of fecal notes I think we're going full oaky Chardonnay.
‘Elevated levels’! What’s the acceptable level? American food standards are literally shit. We don’t want that rubbish in Europe, trade agreements, tariffs or whatever.
Trump federal regulators? Or old school prior trumper regulators?
There is a difference in who I will trust. If it’s current trumper regulators how can we know if they’re not trying to bury a Canadian company under the bus?
Milking cows is a literal shitshow. If you drop a suction cup as can happen it's not pretty. However in this case they don't appear to be identifying the type of fecal bacteria?
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imagine how we cope without having fecal bacteria in a product that you eat raw
Pffft… just ignore and sell more
That’s the MAGA GOP way
Maybe they can make all natural cow shit supplements to peddle to rubes for $19.95.
no?
now thats what i call browned butter!
Welcome to the jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wf717fKFE
Not a single person?
...fine. I'll say it.
Butt butter.
Nonsense. During COVID Trump figured out that if you don't test, your problems all disappear. Clearly there is still too much testing going on, since you know about the butt butter. Elon needs to fire a few more people.
Sounds like utopia!
Non existent animal welfare standards feeds through into what they think of the consumer.
it'll improve or at least, i'm not holding my breath.
If you want, use margarine, that is fine.
But the pretend butter is no substitute for actual butter.
https://www.healthline.com/health/can-you-get-pink-eye-from-a-fart
(Sources used include:
https://www.vox.com/2014/12/4/7332411/fart-flatulence?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://www.nrdc.org/bio/vignesh-gowrishankar/no-smell-gas-really-ok?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://www.hackensackmeridianhealth.org/en/healthu/2023/11/15/what-happens-if-you-hold-in-farts?utm_source=chatgpt.com)
And now my GPT is going to think I have a weird fascination with flatulence. Oh boy. 😂
There is a difference in who I will trust. If it’s current trumper regulators how can we know if they’re not trying to bury a Canadian company under the bus?