I hope the last 5 years of development on a new smash has just been Sakurai saying something along the lines of "man what if we made like... melee... but with boobies..." and then nothing happens
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every male character is now a beautiful transwoman
the only problem I can see with this is now the robins/corrins/byleth hog up near identical altcolour/costume spaces
there's a Chinese game on steam called Starward that takes the Gundam Extreme Versus formula and copies the math down to the frame and puts boobies on it. It's honestly kind of amazing (minus the gacha)
I hope Sakurai hypes up an intense and incredible story mode and keeps it 100% a secret until launch day and when you load it up its just the Brawl campaign as revenge
Me gaslighting Sakurai oOoOoh you always liked my favorite character oOoOoh you’ve always found them extremely well-written and cool and mechanically fun
5 yrs of development kicked off by Sakurai thinking "maybe those Pyra boobie custom stages were cooking" wouldnt even remotely be the most nonsensical thing to happen this decade and that scares me
The next Smash game is just gonna be a rerelease of Ultimate with the only difference being that King K. Rool's crown now travels ever so slightly faster. That'll be 100 dollars.
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the only problem I can see with this is now the robins/corrins/byleth hog up near identical altcolour/costume spaces
Imagine the boobie ladder combos in such a mechanic!
Give me ayumi tachibana it would bw funny trust