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texansoda.bsky.social • 12 days ago

Let’s make like a banana and split!!

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garebearstare.bsky.social•12 days ago

Why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here

2buoyant.bsky.social•11 days ago

I love this far too much

texansoda.bsky.social•11 days ago

2buoyant.bsky.social•11 days ago

>w>

zayderg.bsky.social•11 days ago

oh my lord, that SHAPE 💕

torrenttherat.bsky.social•12 days ago

I don't think we'll have trouble getting a spot. Not with you taking up all the space!

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

Not like that’s a probably for you, buddy! ;3

mrbadguy.bsky.social•12 days ago

Gosh hey there biggums. Yeah let's split TOGETHER. ~

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

You pack it up, I’ll get waddling to the new spot! *huff huff huff!*

mrbadguy.bsky.social•12 days ago

Waddling and wobbling and sloshin’ like g o s h . Get to huffin’ and puffin’, hefty. 💖

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

Gut is DEFINITELY bouncing up and down!

mrbadguy.bsky.social•12 days ago

You know you got MY attention pal. Gotta make sure you got PLENTY of bounce there… ☺️💖

bmanlegoboy.bsky.social•11 days ago

I want to rub belly plz

wonderpuff.bsky.social•12 days ago

Looooooove this look!!!
Gotta pack quickly before you clear the place out of food!

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

Thanks, Wonder! You know you can join me at the snack bar!

chlorofluff.bsky.social•12 days ago

This gives such a 90‘s cartoon feel! Great work Tex! Love your work! I luv the shape btw aaaa my favorite beller shape!

raccoondrewchett.bsky.social•12 days ago

Can you even reach the food on the table with that gut in the way!? X3

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

It’s ok, the GUT becomes the table!

mikeyfurrydad.bsky.social•9 days ago

I freaking love his outfit

quintree.horse•12 days ago

No one near the snack bar?! That spot is totally calling our name! We'll hang out till there's no snacks left to serve

LOVE this shape on ya! Looking like this isn't the first snack stand you've been dining from

vectorvictory.bsky.social•12 days ago

Looks like it wasn't just the web that was wide in the 90s.

nikocottontail.bsky.social•12 days ago

Belly <3

rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social•12 days ago

Dying to see that gut not letting that fox get within literal arms reach of that bar. X3

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

Wouldn’t be the first time!

g-manga.bsky.social•11 days ago

That I will rubs his soft fluffy belly -w-

dogcore.bsky.social•12 days ago

omg you’re so fashionable here!!

texansoda.bsky.social•11 days ago

Thank you! I was actually rushing because I wanted to finish this quick and go to bed haha!

railfox.bsky.social•12 days ago

Good gut!!

lyzorujack.bsky.social•11 days ago

Oh god!! Look that belly!!
It’s awesome!! I would love to go with you for a banana split, but there would had enough snacks for fill us?

texansoda.bsky.social•11 days ago

Always! If not, we go to the next place!

charlover.bsky.social•11 days ago

I imagine there would be to accommodate you both.👍😂

the-night-queen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Don't worry bud, we'll get you aaaaaaall the ice cream you'll be needing there. *squeezes and bounces belly*

texansoda.bsky.social•11 days ago

Why thank you! *wobble wobble!*

the-night-queen.bsky.social•11 days ago

No problem my cushiony pal. Now get over to tgat spot and you let me handle bringing you the goodies~ *pats your belly and sits you down.*

goatedwithgruff.bsky.social•12 days ago

Can he even fit in the snack bar stools?

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

That’s the LEAST of his concerns!

pinkcatthe2nd.bsky.social•12 days ago

I thought he was talking to his belly for a second

fellatesheohhhh.bsky.social•12 days ago

Yup. Out.

zeebuoy.bsky.social•12 days ago

That is an absolute adorable outfit he's got on,
Love how it's displaying his centerpiece.

artienuki.bsky.social•12 days ago

I said it elsewhere but Tex, ugh that gut is incredible!<3
Very belly bumpable, gosh!!

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

Thanks, Artie, this guy is always ready!!

sockrocket.bsky.social•10 days ago

Well, if I take a call and let you guard my snacks, would they still be there when I come back? 🤔

texansoda.bsky.social•10 days ago

Of course!!

sockrocket.bsky.social•10 days ago

Aww, you can have them, dork :P

talcott.bsky.social•12 days ago

Do the sundaes come in extra large? We might need extra large.

texansoda.bsky.social•11 days ago

Most definitely they come in extra large

anubo.bsky.social•12 days ago

Together, we can secure the spot! Then get a big banana split or two afterwards to celebrate.

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

or three ;3

mrbadguy.bsky.social•12 days ago

👀

bigbodbear.bsky.social•11 days ago

I can hear you sloshing your way over to the snack table now...

shinesparkpika.bsky.social•12 days ago

I love the way the belly sticks out from the torso~

texansoda.bsky.social•12 days ago

It’s sucha fun shape and style! Had to give it a shot!

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