MY HUMAN WANTED TO STAY UNPRODUCTIVELY IN BED INSTEAD OF CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY (E.G., BY FEEDING ME) SO I LICKED THEIR EYES MOTIVATION FTW - ThreadSky

guinnessisacat.bsky.social • 210 days ago

MY HUMAN WANTED TO STAY UNPRODUCTIVELY IN BED

INSTEAD OF CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY

(E.G., BY FEEDING ME)

SO I LICKED THEIR EYES

MOTIVATION FTW

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shaynel.bsky.social•210 days ago

The first morning in our new apartment, my cat caused a world-record speed exit from the bed by sitting on my chest and horking a hairball, aimed at my face.

I got him to the bathroom in time for him to expel onto the linoleum.

caffeinated-idiot.bsky.social•210 days ago

Next time, sit on their chest and purr. Loudly. And then lick their eyes.

An attack has to be preceeded by a war cry.

astridmoonlit.bsky.social•210 days ago

I also awake with damp eyelids frequently .

lani-thecloud.bsky.social•210 days ago

That'll teach em!

soupslot.bsky.social•210 days ago

A cat has licked my eyelid, it was an interesting experience.

turkeycleverness.bsky.social•210 days ago

Excellent hoomin wrangling technique! My cats are taking notes.

muffinspace.bsky.social•210 days ago

Your human not feeling you is the greatest tragedy I've read today. I hope they make up for it soon.

tooflesscheese.bsky.social•210 days ago

So smart! My hoom locks da bedroom door 😿

reeshb.bsky.social•210 days ago

MY DOG WANTED ME TO GET UP AND CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY BY FEEDING HIM SECOND BREAKFAST. HE REFUSED TO STOP BARKING OUT THE FRONT WINDOW. HE'S NOW IN THE BATHROOM RETHINKING HIS APPROACH.

julianfrom.bsky.social•210 days ago

I just learned that the concept of having my eyes licked makes me wildly uncomfortable.

isntshelovely26.bsky.social•210 days ago

Are you in cahoots with my dogs? cuz they literally said the same thing this morning

rugbyscrum02.bsky.social•202 days ago

I once had a cat that would wake me up to be fed by batting on my closed eyelids. He passed away 10 years ago now and I still miss him. He would also open the fridge door but wasn't polite (or bright) enough to close the damn thing.

cat-appreciator.bsky.social•210 days ago

Masterful technique!

stormyscars.bsky.social•210 days ago

Hahah 🤍

miguel-swanson.bsky.social•210 days ago

My cat sneezed directly in my face one time while I was semi-conscious waking up. It was so cold somehow but made me burst out laughing. Definitely effective, but thankfully she didn’t do it again

mschloe74.bsky.social•210 days ago

My beagle licks my eyes all the time, it's strange

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