HI MY NAME IS GUINNESS AND I WILL EAT LITERAL TRASH BUT I WON’T EAT THE WET FOOD THAT IS CHICKEN *BITS* INSTEAD OF CHICKEN *PATE* - ThreadSky

guinnessisacat.bsky.social • 21 days ago

HI MY NAME IS GUINNESS AND I WILL EAT LITERAL TRASH BUT I WON’T EAT THE WET FOOD THAT IS CHICKEN *BITS* INSTEAD OF CHICKEN *PATE*

If it's any consolation to your owner, all three of mine eat different food, and some won't eat each others'.

good cattimg ginéz!

What do you do if the trash hold chicken bits?

You go Guinness. It is your world to do with as you please.

Tennesse will trade you some pate for the bits!

Although she mostly just wants the gravy, so if anybody would like some leftover bits...

Guinness knows

IN MY HOUSE IS THE CONTRARY DEAR GUINNESS

BITS IS WORSE THAN TRASH, CONFIRMED

YES

YES, THIS IS WHAT THIS MEANS

you are a cat of wealth and taste.

I MADE MY HUMAN SERVE MY PATE-STYLE WET FOOD IN A NEW BOWL AS WELL

my cats say "more for us" as they despise pate and only eat bits

Being firm is the best way to train staff.

Of course. The other bowl was contaminated by the nasty pieces.

I KEPT LOOKING AT IT AND YELLING

Of course you won't, that is an outrage

It's important to have good boundaries

I completeli unnerstand ur prefrencies I shur gotb myn. Frum Pepper 🐈‍⬛

Bits are completely inedible 😭

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