Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
"Will the Senator yield for a question?"
"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."
"Can I shove the gargoyle?"
"Roll for strength."
"9".
*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
Comments
"You can roll to convince Ao to change your alignment, but the DC is gonna be sky high."
"This is why we should have played Exalted! Stunt dice for *days*!"
"I'm not running another Infernal game!"
"The Senator from Skullport has the floor, sir."
"I do not recognize that roll."
*cracks knuckles*
Too bad I'm Canadian, otherwise your senate would get a lot more interesting.
Also, everyone would have to stay late on Saturday nights and bring their own dice, I don't have enough for a hundred players. Yet.
This is my moment.
https://www.southernfriedscience.com/roll-for-climate-initiative-a-dungeon-masters-guide-to-running-for-public-office/
Please
Please
Please!
Would be epic.
Roll for it
3
you perceive that it is, in fact, a gargoyle
i would've said "it could be" tbh
You now know less than you did before. You are skeptical this is a gargoyle or even a statue.