Non-elected President, Senator and Representative, His Majesty Elon Musk sent an email to all fed employees asking them to respond with what they did last week, stating failure to reply by a deadline will be taken as a resignation. Here is a statement from the AFGE President in response. - ThreadSky

altnoaa.bsky.social • 96 days ago

Non-elected President, Senator and Representative, His Majesty Elon Musk sent an email to all fed employees asking them to respond with what they did last week, stating failure to reply by a deadline will be taken as a resignation.

Here is a statement from the AFGE President in response.

Comments

vickiecarey.bsky.social•96 days ago

Yep. The moment I saw this email, I knew the lawsuits were coming.

fishoverpeople.bsky.social•96 days ago

The correct response is ‘Gargle my balls’

chicagojcb.bsky.social•96 days ago

In the meantime a whole lot of us civilians are gonna write some very pointed email lists to the muskrat. He didn't want to know what I did this week but imma tell him anyway.

aczub.bsky.social•96 days ago

Should add terrorist to that list of descriptors.

sierrapoppies.bsky.social•96 days ago

😡

subhoney.bsky.social•96 days ago

Union strong

sajeffe.bsky.social•96 days ago

They are collecting information to feed his AI. 🤷‍♀️

oldtimeham.bsky.social•95 days ago

Every government job has a position description. The burden is on Mr. Musk to read each and every position description and evaluate its impact before deciding to eliminate it. He would do that at his own company where the consequences of an error are merely the loss of money, not loss of lives.

nerdimus-prime.bsky.social•95 days ago

I am pretty sure the HR department of OPM signed up for Pornhub. At least that is what Reddit is telling me. Maybe the Satanic Temple as well, the list was a bit long.

anneezkauai.bsky.social•95 days ago

Maybe the AFGE should call a nation-wide strike of ALL government employees (including local, state and federal workers)?

anneezkauai.bsky.social•95 days ago

Isn’t he also the chief justice of SCOTUS?

berserkercoach.bsky.social•96 days ago

Elon should similarly answer what he did for either Tesla or SpaceX last week

drgallifreystands.bsky.social•96 days ago

Feds: if directed by your agency heads to reply, respond with this:

Bullet 1:
I supported and defended the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
Bullet 2:
I bore true faith and allegiance to the same

drgallifreystands.bsky.social•96 days ago

Bullet 3:
I took this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion
Bullet 4:
I well and faithfully discharged the duties of the office on which I hold
Bullet 5:
So help me God.

Pass it on! Let’s all do it

hawkeyguy.bsky.social•96 days ago

Is this a vets union? Im asking bc I was curious why the specified only the Veterans. Either way, thy are correct. This cruelty was unimaginable 30 days ago. I feel for EVERY federal employee who has been psychologically tortured for the past month! Hang in there Y'all! We got you!

informationbank.bsky.social•96 days ago

Minnesota Senator Tina Smith, who is not running for reelection,referred to musk as a D...K Boss! That produced the first laugh I've had in months!

mandarkbaybee.bsky.social•96 days ago

Whaaaaatt lol

thespacefox.bsky.social•95 days ago

Dear Elon Nazi Musk.

What did I do this week? Fucked your mom.

With love
Fuck you.

pussinbootz.bsky.social•95 days ago

Textbook micromanagement. Seriously, who the f does he think he is? Thought even the orange peel said he has no decision power? Elon's fat, criminal ass must be deported!

duchesscat.bsky.social•95 days ago

I was planning on a very long, detailed list of EVERYTHING I did including how I did it. What a fucking waste of time! Time wasted reading those emails, responding, and IF anyone actually reads them.