Why is she reacting like this? Did god only just send Meat Man her way? Is she meeting him for the first time? Did he come in the backyard with a dead elk full of buckshot slung over his shoulder? Does the kid belong to some vegan named Steve? Why are these people so weird?
look i know you probably think once they're both they're replaceable but you should still watch to make sure your kid isn't dangerously close to propane tanks when filming your weird videos.
You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. But if anyone draws down on you, plug that motherfucker. Double tap to the sternum, one in the head.
That poor kid is going to get into the bottles under the kitchen cabinet while this ditz is lionizing her basic ass husband for being a landscaper or some shit.
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