They must write thrice to show sincerity and then visit you in person. "Daniel, I heard they call you the Sleepy Dragon of social media. Will you help us unite the kingdoms of U.S.A., Canada, and Greenland? Only then can order be restored to our great country."
I don't think you'd last long. You'd say something like:
"When the wise are disaffected, a nation is in peril; when the wise are employed, a nation is secure. When offices are chosen for persons, there is disorder..."
...and they would fire you pretty damn fast. That's my guess.
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"Is Zhuge Liang crossing the dave rubicon?" 😆
"When the wise are disaffected, a nation is in peril; when the wise are employed, a nation is secure. When offices are chosen for persons, there is disorder..."
...and they would fire you pretty damn fast. That's my guess.