Come find me at FWA. I look like a yeen and smell like … I dunno, good? Warning: not housebroken.

Do:
✅: Follow me around
✅: Pester me for drinks
✅: Lure me into dark alleys
✅: Tempt me with vegan food

Don’t:
❌: Steal my snacks
❌: Call me good/well-behaved
❌: Threaten me with a “good time”