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I don't wanna speculate what special thing she does for him, but I'm pretty sure it'd make notorious smut peddlers Al Goldstein and Larry Flynt spin like caffeinated turbines in their graves.

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billlarson.bsky.social•73 days ago

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1uglyman.bsky.social•73 days ago

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redrumofcrows.bsky.social•73 days ago

I'm sorry not-sorry that every time I see Laura Loomers face I think someone sawed the top 1/3 of her brain off, by the looks of her. I backslide tonight.

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carlosdanger111.bsky.social•73 days ago

It is called a Booty Call.

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215poundsonthemoon.bsky.social•73 days ago

Trump has a need for the clap?

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aegontheconqueror.com•73 days ago

Who says he doesn't already have it? 😂

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215poundsonthemoon.bsky.social•73 days ago

That's what's wrong with his brain. Untreated clap.

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infinitygate.bsky.social•73 days ago

The story of Toad meets Princess Jas

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malcomj.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ewwww!

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ecouragement.bsky.social•73 days ago

Yeah, glasses….

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asharangappa.bsky.social•73 days ago

omg 🙈🤮

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okiefrommuskogee.bsky.social•73 days ago

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cjkoller.bsky.social•73 days ago

Donald Trump the 8th

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cheetodusty.bsky.social•72 days ago

Temu Melania back on the inside

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dnajack.bsky.social•73 days ago

Hmm? That is what most of America is thinking.

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thelordgod.bsky.social•73 days ago

Exactly.

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spdustin.com•73 days ago

Oh, hey, look at that! I can still projectile vomit!

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liamgreybeerd.bsky.social•73 days ago

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thinkingitover.bsky.social•73 days ago

Where's Melania? Is this her stand-in?

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ginloula.bsky.social•73 days ago

He cannot resist those balloon lips

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traymused.bsky.social•73 days ago

He needs his head examined.

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robairone.bsky.social•73 days ago

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laurianw.bsky.social•73 days ago

Laura flashed her Tatas at the Orange Slug didn't she?

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fatsdominick.bsky.social•73 days ago

A trigger warning preceding this post would have been nice! 😉

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alttag.bsky.social•73 days ago

I made it until nearly 11:00pm without needing brain bleach today, and you went and ruined it.

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photodog.bsky.social•72 days ago

And considering Melania probably doesn't want to share his bed, he's probably using everything she's willing to offer.

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sonomo.bsky.social•73 days ago

Gross!!

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edolfkissesputin.bsky.social•73 days ago

You know she got Lewinsky’d. Donald probably put the cigar in loomers ass instead though.

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nanswak.bsky.social•73 days ago

A freak for a freak.

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blueshirt47.bsky.social•73 days ago

Larry looking good. I'd invite him in too.

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cissybgood67.bsky.social•73 days ago

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pifflepockle.bsky.social•73 days ago

🎶Suck my dick, lick my ass

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thomasjoadjr.bsky.social•73 days ago

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texaskiwi70.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ew.

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heishalley.bsky.social•73 days ago

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nordicson59n.bsky.social•72 days ago

Turds usually float to the surface.

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mattyjam.bsky.social•73 days ago

Melanoma would be happy Looney Tunes is there to take him off her hands (literally)

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makemlivunderlibs.bsky.social•73 days ago

Loomer should be given to a liberal household as a maid and house servant to treat as they please.

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lindastewart-oaten.bsky.social•73 days ago

Trump truly lacks good judgment.

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pottersville.bsky.social•73 days ago

before and after Mar-a-Lago Face 😬

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ravenna321.bsky.social•73 days ago

Whoa and gross. Imagine what good could have been done with the thousands she spent on her face.

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mbou.bsky.social•73 days ago

…and incredibly diminished standards.

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erinpsyd.bsky.social•73 days ago

😆🤭

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markbeekeeper.bsky.social•73 days ago

Wow you nailed it. I had not considered it that way

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angelaisms.bsky.social•73 days ago

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secretsandlaws.bsky.social•73 days ago

…national security needs. Come on, people.

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draudreyglover.bsky.social•73 days ago

What…like “is that national security in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me”

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mrmbb.bsky.social•73 days ago

You sure?
I mean….he probably used the look and the magic words

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bpaige.bsky.social•73 days ago

😂

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leontrout.bsky.social•73 days ago

This makes it worse tbh

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jos1463.bsky.social•73 days ago

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joeunseen.bsky.social•73 days ago

https://www.thedailybeast.com/laura-loomer-denies-claims-of-affair-with-donald-trump-in-toxic-tirade-against-kamala-harris/

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desarrayed.bsky.social•73 days ago

A lot of what’s happening could have been resolved with the least bit of therapy to release themselves from their kink self-shame

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markcstanley.bsky.social•73 days ago

Was mushroom on the menu?

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carls0910.bsky.social•73 days ago

Seriously she looks like that evil witch from game of thrones.

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sondeerrf.bsky.social•73 days ago

Who to say she isn’t? Have you ever seen the two in the same room at the same time?

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carls0910.bsky.social•73 days ago

You make a very good point!!!

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edolfkissesputin.bsky.social•73 days ago

This is the reality show version

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secretsandlaws.bsky.social•73 days ago

I’ve been going back and forth between a character from Dark Crystal or Labyrinth.

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carls0910.bsky.social•73 days ago

Yes!!! You are clearly my vintage!!

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sevenseas1970.bsky.social•73 days ago

When our country goes down due to Cyber Attacks we can thank this bitch.

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ajlzarychta.bsky.social•73 days ago

His ego must be stroked, clearly.

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apartment5b.bsky.social•73 days ago

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joshdsw.bsky.social•73 days ago

There is nothing more powerful than preying on the insecurity of people who are in charge of a company or country by activating their paranoia that none of the people around them are loyal.

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pstonehouse.bsky.social•73 days ago

Melisandre if she was made of botox

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jkaster.bsky.social•73 days ago

She needed to work her magic on someone after her game of thrones gig ended

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jeanette73.bsky.social•73 days ago

Has anyone seen Melancholy lately?

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daniwbadger.bsky.social•73 days ago

🤢🤮🤮🤮

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sagastar.bsky.social•73 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/sagastar.bsky.social/post/3ljkaw7amrc2y

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billlarson.bsky.social•73 days ago

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godofdun.bsky.social•73 days ago

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garysnyder.bsky.social•73 days ago

"The man has needs."

Agreed.

The man is needy.

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ravenna321.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ew. Seriously though, it's shit like this that could possibly potentially someday maybe sway GOPs in Congress. I don't think they like her or her batshit mindset.

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