there are two wolves inside of you, yeah, got it listen, John Mellencamp had a cougar inside him for a while and he still managed to do his job every day - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

anotoriouspig.bsky.social • 127 days ago

there are two wolves inside of you, yeah, got it

listen, John Mellencamp had a cougar inside him for a while and he still managed to do his job every day

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woollahra.bsky.social•124 days ago

Funny. I never figured him for a top.

cyderist.bsky.social•109 days ago

And managing his family's melon camp is harder than you'd think. "Honey, do you know the number of camp counselors that just straight up eat the melon-campers with a spoon, right out of their sleeping bags on a chilly summer morning? It makes me bitter." Mellencamp said.

ignatiusjswanson.bsky.social•122 days ago

No no no. Common misconception. He had two *chilidawgs* inside him.

anotoriouspig.bsky.social•122 days ago

what else was the cougar supposed to eat

ignatiusjswanson.bsky.social•122 days ago

Fair

illuminaughti.bsky.social•127 days ago

That has got to be uncomfortable as all get out!

jay-ray.bsky.social•127 days ago

Bwahahaha!!

sicburns2.bsky.social•127 days ago

Not impressed — I had one of those myself when I was younger. Wonder what she’s up to these days cuz she was pretty wild.

thebarbarienne.bsky.social•127 days ago

Some might even argue he did his best work under those circumstances.

cgison.bsky.social•127 days ago

Brilliant!

josie.zone•124 days ago

That cougar was born in a small town, and lemme tell ya: John made sure it died in that same small town

rockmondo.bsky.social•127 days ago

Reminds me of this. Not meant as a comment on any person. Just funny in a general way.

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mitdasein.bsky.social•65 days ago

So are his elderly female fans John Mellencamp cougars?

anotoriouspig.bsky.social•65 days ago

They're John "Cougar" Mellencamp Cougars

We get to use the "cougar" twice in special circumstances such as these

ndrichter.bsky.social•127 days ago

If you call sucking on a chili dog behind a Tastee Freeze a life. Sounds like something you would do if you desperately needed a fix