Just acting vaguely annoyed at Freddy Krueger and ruining his fun so he leaves. Not even looking at him and muttering “C’mon fuck off man” - ThreadSky

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Just acting vaguely annoyed at Freddy Krueger and ruining his fun so he leaves. Not even looking at him and muttering “C’mon fuck off man”

(pretends to nod off) SIKE
(pretends to nod off) SIKE

Defeating Freddy’s schtick by getting blackout drunk every night before bed

You seriously made knife gloves? You sat down and did that? That’s so stupid dude

Torturing Freddy via reverse nightmare psychology by trapping him in real world 2025 America.

That is actually an excellent elevator pitch for a movie.

“The horizontal stripes aren’t doing you any favors my guy”

It’s a good strategy, but just be warned: his dad jokes will be increasingly annoying as he tries to get a reaction before finally giving up.

Freddy Krueger: Bitch, you okay? You've barely touched your bespoke dream-horror tableau.

"You know who's REALLY scary? That Jason Vorhees guy. Wish he were here..."

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