fuck it. getting stoned & ordering calzones. can’t make me repay my student loans if i’m vaporized 💅 linda mcmahon can garnish deez. - ThreadSky

britculpsapp.bsky.social • 14 days ago

fuck it. getting stoned & ordering calzones.

can’t make me repay my student loans if i’m vaporized 💅

linda mcmahon can garnish deez.

Reposted from ✨brit✨

this wet bitch is gonna get us fuckin nuked

Comments

patioyeller.bsky.social•14 days ago

I walked to a pub

tehmud.bsky.social•14 days ago

My hero

britculpsapp.bsky.social•14 days ago

my credit score already got fucked lol

tehmud.bsky.social•14 days ago

Mine... well it exists

davdrangel.bsky.social•14 days ago

That’s right

britculpsapp.bsky.social•14 days ago

hello supreme leader khamenei, would you like to join bluesky?

whatsupspence.bsky.social•13 days ago

It’s very hilarious and mind boggling we live in a time where world leaders are diligently posting.

britculpsapp.bsky.social•13 days ago

idk what the vice president actually does other than get into fights on twitter and act as trump's fluffer.

bennettelder.net•13 days ago

He also says prayers for victory against residential buildings housing civilians.

britculpsapp.bsky.social•14 days ago

i feel like we could leftistly talk him down from any potential nukes to not those

with the power of shitposts

paintedsky.ca•14 days ago

yo khameini look at what this one dude was saying about eating pussy. no wait don't press the button!!!

britculpsapp.bsky.social•14 days ago

… you might have a point here

much to consider now

osmote.net•14 days ago

sensualkazoo.bsky.social•14 days ago

I don't think the current bombing campaign is great at convincing Iran that they don't need nukes to secure their sovereignty. They also don't have any currently and this is all about breakthrough potential.

thewanderingjew.bsky.social•14 days ago

eventually, but first we'd have to deal with his use of genAI

britculpsapp.bsky.social•14 days ago

it can’t be worse than what’s getting slopped out over here

thewanderingjew.bsky.social•14 days ago

if nothing else, were I a head of state about to go to war with the US and Israel, I'd hesitate about relying on a social media network run by the president's on-again off-again buddy

britculpsapp.bsky.social•14 days ago

yeah and if it were me, i wouldn’t angry post as a head of state in provocation of another nation that is already pissed off because of the fuckery from our dipshit “ally” nation state