You didn’t notice the “potty usage agreement” slipped in with the other new hire paperwork for your job. When they assigned you the online bathroom usage class, you thought it was a joke. Could they really make badge access to the bathrooms contingent on passing a training course?
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You got to the test at the end and were feeling confident, you knew you’d ace it no problem!
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You finally made it to the end and got your result!
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Potty Training Score: 0/100
Bathroom Access: Denied
Your manager came up and put a hand on your shoulder, looking at the screen and the puddle on your chair.
“Wow, nice work! A perfect score! Most people retake it a few times.”
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“I think you’re going to learn to really like working here! Now let’s discuss your uniform…”
The End 💖