So Lowly’s human car states that colors are to blame for your crotch dropping being a spaz and an asshole no one wants to eat next to. He then goes on to say he’s going to make big food switch to natural colors.
Some people are gonna be bawling their fuckin eyes out when they realize how this is gonna fuck with their snack selection. Say goodbye to that awesome ice cream this summer, you dumb shits.
Most big food corps are not vertically integrated meaning they own from the crop to the store shelf of everything it takes to make that shit ass can of soup.
It’s fall now & your input suppliers have helped you decide on materials to build your fucking, I ain’t got the time or ability to cook boxs
In all seriousness, that was a lot of mental imagery we're still processing 🤣, but we take it this means even greater supply-chain issues for consumers? A lot of autistic kids are food-rigid and likewise very sensitive to changes in flavors, so this should be fun for us.
I have to scratch my head about a man who gets all bent about artificial colors in foods, YET HE REGULARLY CONSUMES (and touts the "benefits" of) METHYLENE BLUE, AN ARTIFICIAL DYE! What the everloving hell...
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Salmon ain’t that pink for that long.
Is there anyone that would actually benefit from this ridiculousness and does RFK Jr own stock in them?
Or is this just literal stupidity? (Normally the corruption and stupidity work hand in hand)
It’s summer last year in the R&D department at Campbells and you’re working on gathering food trend studies and putting together a plan…
By the end of summer, you have decided that spicy/ savory foods are where it’s fucking at and decide on a home take and bake meal kits.
Once that is decided, you reach out to your input suppliers.
It’s fall now & your input suppliers have helped you decide on materials to build your fucking, I ain’t got the time or ability to cook boxs
It’s now spring and shit is being made. Your bonus is now in the hands of the buying public.
But hold up! Not so fast there fucker.
In all seriousness, that was a lot of mental imagery we're still processing 🤣, but we take it this means even greater supply-chain issues for consumers? A lot of autistic kids are food-rigid and likewise very sensitive to changes in flavors, so this should be fun for us.