Husband was "let's drink wine with the awesome lasagna you made!" And I was like "sure!" Now I'm so drunk I can't barely think, and I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY FIRST GLASS Why am I like dis - ThreadSky

alepresser.com • 53 days ago

Husband was "let's drink wine with the awesome lasagna you made!"
And I was like "sure!"

Now I'm so drunk I can't barely think, and I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY FIRST GLASS

Why am I like dis

Comments

positronicbrain.usrobots.org•53 days ago

Well, you are carbon-based with a brain built on carbon-based reactions because your parents were very likely carbon-based too, so it's easy for ethanol to act as a catalyst in your brain chemistry.

alepresser.com•53 days ago

...wat

positronicbrain.usrobots.org•53 days ago

You asked why you were that way and I did a chemistry joke that fell flat.

(I was gonna say it failed to cause a positive reaction but I've been punny enough today)

alepresser.com•53 days ago

I kinda got it, but dude. So many words.

positronicbrain.usrobots.org•53 days ago

You just wrote the tagline of my life, yes.

jonwilliamson1.bsky.social•53 days ago

Don’t think. Love your man. That’s how you solve alcohol 😅

alepresser.com•53 days ago

Btw, my lasagna was really awesome

brighttail.bsky.social•53 days ago

When you start having to correct mistakes you are at level 1 drunk. When you stop caring about your mistakes and post anyway, that is level 2. At level 3, not only don't you care what you are typing, none of us can figure out what you were saying.

alepresser.com•53 days ago

LEVEL 1
LEVEL 1
LEVEL 1
LEVEL 1

brighttail.bsky.social•53 days ago

You are a fun drunk. :)

brighttail.bsky.social•53 days ago

I think watching you and @kbspangler.com would be interesting to watch, if not a bit scary, and there could very well be world ending events that could happen as a result.

alepresser.com•53 days ago

Kb doesn't drink, but we would make a FUN duo in an interview, let me tellya.
Even sober.

brighttail.bsky.social•53 days ago

Well you are typing well so I think you have reached level 4
'tipsy' but haven't hit level 1 'drunk' yet. :)

alepresser.com•53 days ago

I keep rewriting every word or I'd be like lets ge5 to pa4ty ya6 wohoo9 hahajahhahahahahg

alepresser.com•53 days ago

The red cheeks of the drunk mommy

galfox.bsky.social•53 days ago

Shit I WISH!!! I can easily drink a bottle of wine any not feel much effects on most days. And I am NOT a daily drinker my any means. You could go out and have a SUPER good glass of wine and be straight ($25/ glass or more some places). SO LUCKY!