the french cannot be allowed to make video game movies - ThreadSky

sharonk.bsky.social • 8 days ago

the french cannot be allowed to make video game movies

Reposted from the stages of grief over the rude label

david cage was a mistake

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We have to cut them off at Paramount and then Bellflower and didn’t Lakewood. We will not bow down Donald Trump. We will attack and destroy.

slanderous.bsky.social•8 days ago

this is the correct response to david cage

nwclerk1989.bsky.social•8 days ago

christophe gans, the guy that made the godawful silent hill movie, is French. and he's making the new one as well. for the life of me I have no idea why Konami hires him

whiskeynachos.bsky.social•8 days ago

JASON! JASON!

slanderous.bsky.social•8 days ago

agreed

unavaleable.bsky.social•8 days ago

DAVID CAGE IS FRENCH?

antitractionist.bsky.social•8 days ago

Oh man is he ever

beorio.bsky.social•7 days ago

TWENTY EIGHT BAGUETTE WOUNDS!!!!!

fresnofred.bsky.social•8 days ago

sharonk.bsky.social•8 days ago

yes

sharonk.bsky.social•8 days ago

his actual name is David De Gruttola

unavaleable.bsky.social•8 days ago

this explains so much

beneprism.rip•8 days ago

Oh god yes, he is the Frenchiest Frenchman who ever Frenched

sharonk.bsky.social•8 days ago

David Cage being French 🤝 Ryan Murphy not being straight

"writing choices of the director that make sense in context with that info"

joedgarthompson.bsky.social•8 days ago

french should not be allowed to make movies (as a french screenwriter thinking about the nouvelle vague that made directors believe they could and had to write scripts)

sharonk.bsky.social•8 days ago

no they can make movies, just draw the line at video game movies, otherwise we don't get godard

joedgarthompson.bsky.social•8 days ago

with godard came the cohort of those who weren't him but tried to (looking at you leos carax)

ilarias.bsky.social•8 days ago

David Cage angrily producing a mod to swap JASON with SHARON in revenge for this

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