White House: You get those photos of the turkey that the president is pardoning this year? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. White House: what - ThreadSky

apocalypticanow.bsky.social • 542 days ago

White House: You get those photos of the turkey that the president is pardoning this year?

Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

White House: what

Reposted from Joshua J. Friedman

This is the most alluring turkey photo shoot I've ever seen (via the White House)

Comments

ouisequitur.bsky.social•542 days ago

I AM THE ONE WHO SERVES

jkenny.studio•541 days ago

the fifth golden girl

imdmingyour.mom•541 days ago

What did bell have to do to earn their freedom?!?

kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social•540 days ago

I’m guessing it involved yams

authormsbev.bsky.social•541 days ago

The Stripper with its horns and cymbals began playing in my head.

rikotacheese.bsky.social•542 days ago

LMFAO what is this 😂

identikit.bsky.social•540 days ago

probably someone else said this but that's practically a marilyn monroe pose

lunahbat.bsky.social•541 days ago

New sexuality just dropped

moogacat.bsky.social•541 days ago

The callback to the Sexy Grover tweet is sublime.

rebeccaallen.bsky.social•541 days ago

😄✔️

doodlesthegreat.bsky.social•539 days ago

malevolentmango.bsky.social•541 days ago

Are we doing featheries now what is going on

fennelsteuert.bsky.social•539 days ago

Finally a rival for this Dracula parrot.

joshuajfriedman.com•542 days ago

Hahaha PERFECT

proudrebelscum.bsky.social•541 days ago

spectacular application of the meme! perfection!

eschneider.bsky.social•541 days ago

Some of us take pride in our work 🦃👍

hawkeye15.bsky.social•542 days ago

The turkey there to sing happy birthday to Biden?

domg.bsky.social•541 days ago

No no, happy ✨️Thanksgiving✨️

But you know, in the same sexy Marilyn Monroe voice

daggerville.bsky.social•541 days ago

Like a Victorian lady showing her ankles...lol

rpaoli.bsky.social•541 days ago

Clearly a southern belle

alexveritas.bsky.social•541 days ago

LOST DOG- $5,000 reward (Allston) / $500 for photo.

PEOPLE IN BOSTON - I need your help finding my friend's dog Mr. Gibbs is lost / stolen.

Last seen 10.15pm ET in park near Harvard track, Smith playground area at Western Ave / S. Campus Drive near Trader Joe's, in Boston / Allston MA

Thanks!