Lee Scoresby from His Dark Materials checks these boxes! 💞 Though he uses a lever-action rifle, not a shotgun. And he travels in a hot air balloon, not a plane. 🤔 But he's got a bunny best friend!
Daisy is the slayer pet rabbit, seen in a painting on the fortress of solitude in Eternal and, uh, impaled in the endscreen of DOOM 1 (where the marine promptly keep the head to keep her close and goes to murder even more demons)
Whoa, I never played Doom so I didn’t know this. Makes sense why Doomguy and Isabelle are a popular duo (besides their games coming out on the same day once).
Oh, it's not a sex thing. I just want her to press her heel to my neck while I'm worshipping her from the ground and make me thank her for it. Pretty normal stuff.
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... Complete wanker
Ended up getting a mail order bride, didn't like that she was a couple inches taller than advertised, so ratted her out to Borderforce
True story.
Point is the "perfect man" absolutely has down sides...
we may have achieved the equivalent of heaven
And everything else they're in, too.
https://bsky.app/profile/zohrankmamdani.bsky.social/post/3lprxsarlpc27
Shame that he's (very likely) dating his bunnygirl first mate.