Patted a strange dog on the head while walking home pissed drunk from a Munster game.
Me - ahhh look at this good boy.
Dog - who is this drunken stranger coming at me out of the dark.
Grabbed my hand in his gob and bit down.
It felt great the next morning.
Me - ahhh look at this good boy.
Dog - who is this drunken stranger coming at me out of the dark.
Grabbed my hand in his gob and bit down.
It felt great the next morning.
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Dasha
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
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