my sister thinks i have long covid because i dont think the knockoff altoid sours are sour enough - ThreadSky

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gundamyaoi.bsky.social • 1 day ago

my sister thinks i have long covid because i dont think the knockoff altoid sours are sour enough

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gundamyaoi.bsky.social•1 day ago

she spat it out and when i made fun of her she went "sorry im not a 90'S KID raised on WARHEADS CANDY."

neithird.bsky.social•1 day ago

I pour lemon juice into my tea and stuff we gotta raise the children on sterner stuff again

gundamyaoi.bsky.social•1 day ago

i used to drink lemon juice straight out of the bottle ..

32mbit.bsky.social•1 day ago

that to me sounds like long covid

gundamyaoi.bsky.social•1 day ago

I DONT HAVE COVID THEYRE NOT THAT SOUR

32mbit.bsky.social•1 day ago

they're SUPPOSED to be the original recipe but I wondered if that was some bull shit

gundamyaoi.bsky.social•1 day ago

theyre pretty accurate i think the originals were also sour for like 2 seconds and then kinda just became regular hard candy however i dont remember that well because i was Eleven Years Old

gundamyaoi.bsky.social•1 day ago

except i remember getting actual mouth sores from the old ones so i dunno maybe they are weaksauce

32mbit.bsky.social•1 day ago

it's not 90s kid sour until our gums start sloughing off. the woke FDA probably made that illegal or something

hazr.faith•1 day ago

at my peak (age 13) I would shove 3-5 warheads in my mouth at once but I sometimes worry that it permanently altered my tastebuds

32mbit.bsky.social•1 day ago

this is such an end of empire type post. like a tiny dot on a timeline

32mbit.bsky.social•1 day ago

kind of like the "these yankee candles don't smell like anything"

gundamyaoi.bsky.social•1 day ago

i got the covid that makes sour patch kids taste like patch kids

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