🧵 „Stuffing Season“ Part 1 „Well how about you stuff me instead, sweetheart?“ The table went quiet. Everyone looked at Steve and then back to Eddie. It was meant as a joke, really. Steve just wanted to embarrass Eddie this Christmas, - ThreadSky

filthymartini.bsky.social • 175 days ago

🧵 „Stuffing Season“ Part 1

„Well how about you stuff me instead, sweetheart?“

The table went quiet. Everyone looked at Steve and then back to Eddie. It was meant as a joke, really. Steve just wanted to embarrass Eddie this Christmas,

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filthymartini.bsky.social•175 days ago

planning his revenge since Eddie made fun of him in front of the whole group saying he wasn’t such a charmer anymore, that he lost his flirting game after high school. And he couldn’t let that slide, it ate him up so bad he couldn’t sleep for several nights.

filthymartini.bsky.social•175 days ago

So when Christmas rolled around he prepared to destroy Eddie and become King Steve again, without the asshole characteristics.

So when Eddie almost ate all the stuffing, not leaving anything for someone else and said:

„I could stuff my face with this excellent, wonderful miracle of a stuffing

filthymartini.bsky.social•175 days ago

everyday for the rest of my life!“, Steve saw his chance and took it.

„How about you stuff me instead, sweetheart?“

After a round of staring and Eddie’s face becoming the colour of a ripe tomato all hell broke loose.

First Robin hit him on the shoulder. „Ew Dingus! That’s disgusting!“

filthymartini.bsky.social•175 days ago

Then the kids were chiming in, shouting over each other so much Steve couldn’t really tell who said what. He picked up a „What does that even mean?“ and a „I didn’t know Steve was gay?“ and at last a „I knew it! You owe me 20!“.

The last one confused him a bit, what do they know? That he was gay?

filthymartini.bsky.social•175 days ago

He only told Robin that he is bisexual and she swore on her Sylvanian Family Collection to keep it a secret. Or was this bet about him being with Eddie? Because that was just insane! He knew Eddie was gay and an attractive guy but he was not into Steve. Unfortunately Steve was totally into Eddie.

filthymartini.bsky.social•175 days ago

Now seeing that Eddie hasn’t said a word since he dropped the line made him kinda regret saying anything at all.

„Alright, alright! I’m sorry, it was a joke, okay! Please calm down everyone. Eddie, can you forgive me? I’m really sorry.“

Eddie’s big Bambi eyes looked up to him.

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