Well we learned something from this, our 572nd rocket explosion, said SpaceX spokesperson Farty McCrablice, it's when you have a floundering company run by a drugged-out shithead with virtually no oversight, things tend to explode.
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and that it doesn’t really matter how many blow up when the US government is throwing unlimited funds to you. That was OUR money that became a debris field.
This isn't a professional. This is the billionaire equivalent of model rocketry in your back yard. And that comparison is incredibly apt, too, since he hasn't progressed this beyond shooting useless tubes into space. Remember, also, that a trip to Mars requires at least 8 of these launches.
And he wants to have NASA use that to take crews to the Moon? It will be interesting to see how Musk would explain that, perhaps something along the line of, "Well, there will be a brief moment of pain..."
Just so everybody knows, Farty McCrablice is a Louis CK creation in his 90s stand-up (as seen on Dr. Katz and elsewhere) about a heroic figure who has the worst name in the world: "God bless you, Farty McCrablice." Look! He had hair back then!
Another Musk rocket just exploded.
Flights cancelled while debris floated.
Why so much power? Cause he’s loaded?
Our billions lost by someone no one voted.
So you want the Russians to resupply your astronauts on the ISS? Hate Musk all you want, I won't argue. But your current choices are Space X, Russia, and cancel your space program.
I'm going to start walking around twitching and talking as eccentric as possible rambling about mars and stuff. See if I can get a few billion to drill a hole straight through the planet. Earth O coming soon!
"Unscheduled rapid disassembly" might have been an amusing expression to the Musk fans out there, but now it just sounds like what it is: absolutely fucking pathetic.
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… we’re not very good at this
And he wants to have NASA use that to take crews to the Moon? It will be interesting to see how Musk would explain that, perhaps something along the line of, "Well, there will be a brief moment of pain..."
Another Musk rocket just exploded.
Flights cancelled while debris floated.
Why so much power? Cause he’s loaded?
Our billions lost by someone no one voted.
A+
Cars, trucks, rockets, Twitter, Douche..
I mean, Doge..
And finally, maybe the White House.
Whee!