You realize you can't remember your name anymore. Every time you try you just come up with.... With......
"Penis"
That's..... Your *name.* Has been ever since you suddenly woke up here. Your old name was gone and all you have now is this humiliating moniker.
"Penis"
That's..... Your *name.* Has been ever since you suddenly woke up here. Your old name was gone and all you have now is this humiliating moniker.
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Marshmallow Pie
You just wake up as a blue, latex horse with yellow stars in an inflatable rubber lubed-up wonderland, your legs don't bend but your dick - so big it extends beyond your shiny barreled chest - somehow manages to pull you along like it's in charge, sliding you across the ground to venture further~
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But, I want you to know that reading that sentence followed by “Penis” gave me a devilish giggle that I needed after an 8 hour work shift and 5 hours of Uni assignments.