"I noticed that you've all been eating my food from the fridge again. Now I understand that you bought the food and put it in there, but must once again remind you that all food in the fridge is mine by rights, so please stop eating it."
Their main thing is they don't like drinking water from their bowl, only human glasses, so we have to have two small glasses of water topped up on the coffee table at all times now.
No I’m thinking about when I had to call you in Canada because Bruce hadn’t shit for 3-4 days and you explained that she needs to be fooled into drinking
Oddly, this pair aren't particularly interested in human food. Which comes as a relief after Bruce's constant attempts to eat your crisps (even if it was really cute when she did so)
No!!! Ahhh that's so good! The old tripod man over here has started curling around my head to sleep at night, and he snores, and it's very disruptive and I refuse to move him because it's GREAT.
Eddie is such a great name for a cat. Please don’t let it be short for Sir Edward Puffleballs Longwhiskers III of Torrent on Hairballs or something. Actually, reading that now, it’s fine too.
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ONLY drinks from human cups.
And checks out whatever I’m drinking
(the crowd, chanting: AG-NES, AG-NES)