Other assassins: "Oh no! We've accidentally accepted a job where we have to kill someone we care about!" Me, a professional: "Welp, guess I gotta fill out the conflict of interest form" - ThreadSky

flightsy.bsky.social • 68 days ago

Other assassins: "Oh no! We've accidentally accepted a job where we have to kill someone we care about!"
Me, a professional: "Welp, guess I gotta fill out the conflict of interest form"