Wondering if "fartless" is a word. If you "unfarted" yourself, you would be in a state of "fartlessness". Does that mean "fartlessnessly" could be a word? Describing the way in which one might exhibit "fartlessness"? I am having a cup of tea and thinking deeply about such things - ThreadSky

cyriak.bsky.social • 37 days ago

Wondering if "fartless" is a word. If you "unfarted" yourself, you would be in a state of "fartlessness". Does that mean "fartlessnessly" could be a word? Describing the way in which one might exhibit "fartlessness"? I am having a cup of tea and thinking deeply about such things

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dirtylens.bsky.social•37 days ago

Farting in a crowded elevator could be fartlicious—depending on who dealt it.

bingmanc.bsky.social•37 days ago

You are a fartitudenous thinker.

cyriak.bsky.social•37 days ago

i do cogitate fartaciously on occasion

halfcockjack.bsky.social•37 days ago

How to unfart? Quick it's an emergency.

tenacious-tt.bsky.social•37 days ago

“My Lord… I had forgott the Fart”

null.band•37 days ago

To unfart myself, does that mean it goes back in? Some processes really should be a one-way journey.

stefanogaivota.bsky.social•37 days ago

I refer you to the non-existent DVD extras from 'TENET': The "going to the toilet whilst inverted briefing" scene

null.band•37 days ago

the best foley assignment

cyriak.bsky.social•37 days ago

I would decribe such a thing as "refarting" oneself. To "unfart" is to release yourself of your fartly burdens

null.band•37 days ago

the flatus ouroboros

frozenhustle.bsky.social•37 days ago

Maybe if you dive too deep?
Water-skiing pushed the lake in.

faithoverfearme.bsky.social•37 days ago

Means full of hot gas. Release 🧘🏾‍♀️
Be free.
Eat a tblsp of yellow mustard.
Blow yo mud flaps back. 🥴

lovelyoldtree.bsky.social•37 days ago

If your crimes involve farting into or on people, or just around the crime scene, the detectives will be piecing together your psychological profile. If you uncharacteristically don't cut any muffins one time, they may refer to it as a fartless crime.

cyriak.bsky.social•37 days ago

i can very much believe that to be a thing which might happen

lovelyoldtree.bsky.social•37 days ago

I would like to pitch it to ITV as a cop show, "stank booty misters", the theme tune will be careless whisper, but instead it will be fartless whisper (exactly the same, but instrumentals are played with butt sounds)

dquiettoon.bsky.social•37 days ago

As usual, "unfarty" getting zero respect.

duanemoody.qwiffer.com•37 days ago

How we made it to the 1970s without a single sci-fi paperback titled "The Unpooped Baby" is beyond me

tiffany-greeneyes.bsky.social•37 days ago

I am extremely interested to hear why we are just accepting that a person can “unfart“

pullahoko.bsky.social•37 days ago

When someone has a child and the baby comes out that doesn't make them 'childless.' Much in the same sense, you still have that fart; it's just not in you anymore.

pullahoko.bsky.social•37 days ago

For more information, see 'Son of Stimpy.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmOK__jTYs

wicksanchez.bsky.social•37 days ago

Sure it is. 🥃 Trump’s colonoscopy will be undoubtedly fartless after so many years of acquainting himself with Putin.

ecter.bsky.social•37 days ago

It's a word used to describe air quality.
As in: "The air in his living room was very clean, fartless even."

refleksy.bsky.social•37 days ago

There may be humans that are fartless.

not I. never have, never will.

u know I keep that thang on me

kylasaurusrex.bsky.social•37 days ago

A peek inside the mind of a true fartist

jhatman.bsky.social•36 days ago

Same

sirpaintalot.bsky.social•37 days ago

No because hopelessnessly isn't a thing. Fartless and farlessness I have no problem with - nor fartlessly. But not fartlessnessly. That's just silly.

cyriak.bsky.social•36 days ago

you might be wrongless about that

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