We need to work on what the updated flavors would be.
Reposted from
Discontinued Foods!
Star-Spangled Ice Cream (2003-2009): A line of jingoistic-themed ice cream flavors, launched to "provide a conservative alternative" to Ben and Jerry's. Flavors included "I Hate the French Vanilla", "Iraqi Road", "Nutty Environmentalist" and "RushMallow".
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By the pint, or For The Troops®️ Scoop
"No taste, no wife (she left for our great new DOGE flavor which costs more but is sold in a very efficient 2 ounce container) and you can't let it come in direct contact with sunlight, but it's somehow the centerpiece of our new frozen dessert regime."