WIFE: “He could still crawl on hands and knees, and I’d still fart in his face before I—“ ME (interrupting): “Whoa, whoa, WHOA. You’d fart in his face? Before me? Damn, dear, I thought we had something; a sacred bond!” - ThreadSky

donfordvoice.bsky.social • 121 days ago

WIFE: “He could still crawl on hands and knees, and I’d still fart in his face before I—“

ME (interrupting): “Whoa, whoa, WHOA. You’d fart in his face? Before me? Damn, dear, I thought we had something; a sacred bond!”