*Leaning back in my chair with a happy sigh as my belly gurgles and bubbles, the singlets fabric straining against my already swollen gut as it continues to softly swell, causing the chair to creak under my growing heft before lifting my leg and-*

BBRRRRFFFPPPLLPPFFFFBBBBRRRRPPPPppplllrrrrbbbb ~ah!