Fantasy roleplaying where you take on the role of dungeon OSHA, ensuring dungeons are up to code and level appropriate challenges are set for adventurers
Call that Elf & Safety
Call that Elf & Safety
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Call it Bribes and Prejudice
An adventurer accidentally stumbling on the staff section of a dungeon and then working for them, replacing loot or hiring new monsters etc 😂
I think it'd be a pretty cool roleplay game or even just resource management boardgame?
"But it IS meant to last, and these structural beams are cracked and don't have appropriate reinforcement. Or 8 inches of insulation.
"Don't you DARE remove my blue tape!"
Id totally be down playing the Dungeon Safety Inspector and I am READY to start citing some dungeon masters before shutting them down over a rodent of unusual size. Or faulty torture.
"A Balrog of Morgoth!"
"Yeah. That. It's a fire hazard..."
It’s got a similar theme
“Oi, right, Elf & Safety report, lads. We got a pit ‘ats a meter too deep for a Level 5, a secret unlocked passage to the Beholder, an’ no fucking railings on any of the apples.”
Coming Fall 2025
Unleeeeeess...
Because Moking is an elf hazard.