Me: Let's book another trip My wife: We can't afford that right now Me: "I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS" - ThreadSky

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mikenellis.bsky.social • 51 days ago

Me: Let's book another trip

My wife: We can't afford that right now

Me: "I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS"

Reposted from Mike Nellis

These people are so dramatic

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industrialsmoot.bsky.social•51 days ago

Why don't they ever rebuke someone in the name of Garfield the Cat?

dl1331.bsky.social•50 days ago

I was thinking more if road runner. Beep beep

404apathy.bsky.social•50 days ago

What exactly does that even mean?

Do they expect the recipient to vamish in a puff of smoke? Burst into flames? See the holy light and repent?

Iittle kids yelling at each other, trying to perform magic.

Seriously disturbed.

davaar99.bsky.social•50 days ago

Handy phrase to hold in reserve.

mmkeefe.bsky.social•51 days ago

😂

irish-norgie.bsky.social•51 days ago

They speak in tongues.

warofthebees.bsky.social•50 days ago

I always think these people are just acting like zealots for votes and then I cringe when I remember THEY ACTUALLY ACT LIKE THIS.

maggie19951.bsky.social•51 days ago

Meanwhile Jesus would smack both of those lying hypocrites.

sah707.bsky.social•50 days ago

I've been rebuked in the name of jesus from my evangelical family!

helenwheels1223.bsky.social•51 days ago

Steube is my Rep. This will be my tagline on every future troll post of his FB page.

johnsev.bsky.social•51 days ago

😂👍

otthouse.bsky.social•51 days ago

The worst part is it probably stung ol' Mikey's feelings.

😂

laresidenttourist.bsky.social•50 days ago

Mike probably thought he outranks them all on the christ-o-meter. 😆

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