Being a creepy lil shit without intending to be. I look at peoples shoes at the bus central and after registering what they look like, my brain goes "ok now what if you were 1 inch tall and stood in front of them, what do they look like now?"
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When I worked in a library, I'd sometimes be stuck with help desk duty when there was no people an I had no work to do (this was in the pre-smartphone days) so I'd scan the library going "okay, I'm a mouse, how do I get that book over there? I'd have to use that guy's backpack, then leap to the--
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ngl summer at uni was hell. imagining being under all those sandals... 🥵