I’m reaching here, but the plus of Trump talking about reopening #Alcatraz is that we get to quote the classic scene from “So I Married An Axe Murderer”. So we’ve got that going for us…

“My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicki. Will you please follow me.”

https://youtu.be/ah7mS9H_TOM?si=eXcPhhDJ_TJRs4le