On this Mother's Day, let's take a moment to remember that Denard Span once hit a line drive into the stands that hit his own mother. (She was OK.) www.espn.com/mlb/spring20... - ThreadSky

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grantbrisbee.bsky.social • 12 days ago

On this Mother's Day, let's take a moment to remember that Denard Span once hit a line drive into the stands that hit his own mother. (She was OK.)

https://www.espn.com/mlb/spring2010/news/story?id=5043987

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jonthego.bsky.social•11 days ago

Then there’s the time that Chuck Knoblauch threw a ball into the stands and hit Keith Olbermann’s mother https://youtu.be/dnJFklbt0es?si=fD_f0dz8QVfNR8LO

christreated.bsky.social•12 days ago

This is how I choose to remember Denard Span.

grantbrisbee.bsky.social•12 days ago

This gives me an idea for if when get a White House invite. A really good idea, but I can't share it yet (involves farts)

grantbrisbee.bsky.social•12 days ago

Moms, please, I can't stress this enough. If your son is left-handed, sit behind the first-base dugout. If he's right-handed, sit behind the third-base dugout. And if he's a switch hitter, leave him in the woods when he's a baby, as it's unnatural.

papastu.bsky.social•12 days ago

What about righties batting left and vice versa?

grantbrisbee.bsky.social•12 days ago

sorry, unnatural

theamitie.bsky.social•12 days ago

Wow, supporting eugenics? Do better, grant

grantbrisbee.bsky.social•12 days ago

looks like we've got an ambidextrous pawn of satan over here

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