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moonbase.shado.info
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1 day ago
Look. We can stop here. I need to pee. And for the last time, this is not bat country!
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moonbase.shado.info
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1 day ago
I admit this sounds like a lucrative plan, but how are we going to transport 400 cases of Coors Beer in the car?
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moonbase.shado.info
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1 day ago
Not to mention the plan. Then again, the plan is a confused mess, so adding this on probably won’t hurt.
Good evening passengers, from the flight deck, we are traveling at sixty two miles per hour. We are currently cruising at an altitude of zero.
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moonbase.shado.info
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1 day ago
We probably should stop and chill got a bit. The car is a bit crowded. But where? I haven’t seen anything for miles.
(Rod Serling voice: There is a signpost up ahead)
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moonbase.shado.info
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1 day ago
Sign reads:
Nowhere, Exit 235
Gas 1 mile
Wawa 1.5 miles
End of the World Orgy 2.5 miles
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moonbase.shado.info
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1 day ago
Navigator: “That might work…”
Everyone else in the car: “Understatement of the century. Better cut off Nav’s Gummies. They have had enough.”
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moonbase.shado.info
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1 day ago
Narrator gets out of the car at the Orgy site. Exhales a drag. Looks straight at the audience and says, “No, I don’t know where this going either. I promise it will make more sense than Lost. I know, low bar.”
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Good evening passengers, from the flight deck, we are traveling at sixty two miles per hour. We are currently cruising at an altitude of zero.
(Rod Serling voice: There is a signpost up ahead)
Nowhere, Exit 235
Gas 1 mile
Wawa 1.5 miles
End of the World Orgy 2.5 miles
Everyone else in the car: “Understatement of the century. Better cut off Nav’s Gummies. They have had enough.”