Narrator gets out of the car at the Orgy site. Exhales a drag. Looks straight at the audience and says, “No, I don’t know where this going either. I promise it will make more sense than Lost. I know, low bar.”
As they walk into the building, the protagonist (That’s the cute California woman you should be following) looks around a bit puzzled. They think how they could end up in this mink lined Castle Anthrax until the end of time. The beer would never be delivered, the quest never completed…
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Good evening passengers, from the flight deck, we are traveling at sixty two miles per hour. We are currently cruising at an altitude of zero.
(Rod Serling voice: There is a signpost up ahead)
Nowhere, Exit 235
Gas 1 mile
Wawa 1.5 miles
End of the World Orgy 2.5 miles
Everyone else in the car: “Understatement of the century. Better cut off Nav’s Gummies. They have had enough.”