One dab of concealer and next thing you know, you’re at brunch with a drag queen named Chardonnay, respecting pronouns and questioning the patriarchy. Stay vigilant in the fight to not lose yourself to personal growth (or basic decency), Vodka Ass Tampon Kegs(br)eth.
(Yes, I’m petty).
(Yes, I’m petty).
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Brian Tyler Cohen
Pete Hegseth just ordered the installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon for him to prepare for his television appearances, which will cost thousands of taxpayer dollars to build.
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-Greasy windswept look says he just came down from the flight deck.
-Try to curry favor by spray-painting his face orange, much like toady business types who copy the bosses' hairstyle.
-Creative way to express himself.
-Performative.