I just ordered KFC FROM DOOR DASH and I don't want to hear it. It’s what I need. It’s Friday night, first day of my retirement and fuck it all to hell. Calories schmalories.
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You know what Susan, that does sound really good. Big bucket of thighs, some coleslaw, corn on the cob, and a nice warm biscuit or two. Ordering now. 😃 YAY!
Friday nights are calorie free! I thought everyone knew that. I had a bad dish of general tso chicken & a bland piece of cheesecake. I should’ve used those calories on KFC & Cheesecake Factory pumpkin cheesecake. 😓
You're missing out. Or there's no WC near you. Get a box from the grocery store, thaw them out, then microwave one two-pack at a time for 40 seconds. It will come close to what you get fresh.
Congrats on your retirement! Be glad you got it when you did. Now you have to stockpile coffee, anything chocolate, grains, etc. etc., booze too, before the tariffs kick in.
I wish I could walk very far. I have a heart condition and bad knees. But the retirement community part, hell yeah I ready. I'm only 58 but I love rice pudding.
Congratulations on your retirement! You get to decide how you spend your time & energy, what you eat, what you read, etc. Calories schmalories, is right! I’ve heard if you stand up while you’re eating, zero calories. 😉🤣
Old folk bowels get in the way of good old pig outs. They are either full on or full off. Sigh, world troubles take a back seat (sometimes painfully) so much for my senior moment.
I don't know why they haven't started selling pre-packaged gravy in stores. I don't know how it tastes now but it used to be the best part of the meal.
I know the feeling, due to high blood pressure and cholesterol level the doctor banned dairy, red meat, salty food, chocolate, baked goods, pastry, alcohol etc. You can probably guess what my Christmas plan is, a week of meat, cheese, cake, cream and booze followed by guilt and digestive issues.
You can get enzyme supplements. They actually have some extra acid in them (when you get older, you don't have too much stomach acid, you have too little).
I don't take them every day, but if I am about to tuck into a big pile of meat, I pop one. Here's one brand:
Thanks but no thanks, the low fat diet is so I don't have to take pills and potions. My Christmas binge will be a pleasure (I hope) and as is usual in this life you pay for your pleasures one way or another. For me a few days of gurgling innards is preferable to unnecessary medications.
I hope your 1st year retirement goes better than mine! Gave myself a hernia trying to build a rock garden in May...that messed up my spring/summer plans. Then got hit by a car on my bike in Sept. which blew my winter plans to hell. I really hope the 2nd yr is better!
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You should have led with dessert 🍨
But you can really do what you want 😁
and I don’t drive, so- door dash to the rescue!
Congrats on your retirement!!!!!
Enjoy yourself 😀
Enjoy retirement!
Hope you enjoyed 😉
The last four years have been the BEST.
Food for thought
It’s the trans fat & fried food in general
Oh fuck you just made me nauseous 🤮
I don't take them every day, but if I am about to tuck into a big pile of meat, I pop one. Here's one brand:
https://enzymedica.com/products/betaine
Congratulations, you are off to a great start,
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Retirement is that wonderful.
Staying up late on a Sunday evening is great fun 🤩