You're not wrong. JD Vance was the last person to see the Pope alive, outside of his staff. I'm going to need a 6part Netflix series on Couch Vance with a full investigation into Opus Dei, Leonard Leo's domestic Catholic terrorist cell called the Federalist Society. https://slate.com/life/2024/08/jd-vance-tim-walz-trump-kamala-religion.html
I’m not really into conspiracies—most people aren’t smart enough to pull off complex schemes, and the ones who are usually don’t have the power. Most shady stuff people do gets exposed eventually anyway. But this JD Vance and Pope dying four hours later is sketchy. Vance gives serious Cheney vibes.
One possibility. Another is God's will was for the Pope to overcome recent illness long enough for Vance (and by extension this fucked-up country) to be lectured on compassion. If I were Vance, I would literally have the fear of God in me that the last thing the Pope did was to warn me of my sins.
Now I'm not saying the couch lover killed the pope but when we look at only the circumstantial evidence who else could it be? I'm just asking questions and that question is why did vance murder the pope?
i mean i don’t think people are talking enough about how this is the second thing to mysteriously break immediately after coming in contact with him this week. we have a straight up cursed vice president, I think.
Surge. But that’s kind of all the more evidence that the pope either was waiting to make his Easter speech to let go, or the meeting of such an evil person shocked him out of his surge.
BREAKING: US Vice President JD Vance wanted in a suspicion of Pope Francis’s death. Pope Francis died at the age of 88. The pontiff’s last known words, “He’s cringe”
genuinely hope that Vatican City decides to actually investigate this as a potential homicide, forces Interpol into the US, and causes another catholic schism
because 2025 has been kinda lame so far and i want the next generation to have something truly unhinged to look back on
it is kind of wild to think that if this had happened with any kind of politician not already on the far right, this would be a legitimate conspiracy for the next 15 years
I’m still not sure whether Vance’s poisoned essence spread to Pope Francis, or whether the meeting just made the pope decide there was nothing left to live for.
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1. Vance killed Francis
2. Francis held out just long enough to tell Vance to eat shit
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The entitlement he feels is genuinely evil.
Just saying.
Don’t make me google. 🤣
100% not a coincidence that Pope died within hours of meeting JD “Novichok” Vance.
“I came to fuck couches and kill the Pope and I ran out of couches.”
A man - that changed a LOT for the better- just died.
Still.... you.... you ...you?
YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE WORLD...actually you should all be grateful right now that that is a fact...
THEY are laughing right in your face! They’re not even TRYING to hide it anymore!
Or Novichok
because 2025 has been kinda lame so far and i want the next generation to have something truly unhinged to look back on
I'll take it, second funniest way to find out tbh
Or polonium.
Would be too hard to drop him out a Vatican window on Easter with nobody noticing.
Does the D stand for Damien?