Pete Hegseth has vowed to stop drinking and raping women and is getting his mom to call senators asking them to give him a job as [checks notes] Secretary of Defense. The Hegseths are the family of party values.
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I saw someone else comment .. he doesn’t want women to fight in the military but has his mommy fighting his battles for him 🤭 Fragile male send him back to Fox News
When you write it down it makes it even more surreal and mind numbing. That we’ve come to this and supposed serious adults ie Congress would support his selection says all we need to know about the true decay of civilization.
Imagine a grown but very flawed male having his MOMMY calling his prospective interviewers begging them to give her alcoholic rapist son a job.. IMAGINE any Democrat in politics getting away with this? Humiliating and a Snowflake..
That’s like me, as a father, calling my 25yr old sons’ place of employment asking them not to fire him after several no calls-no show and coming in late for a week. Saying he promises not to do it again🤦🏾
Now wait a minute, Pete only vowed to stop drinking. You can’t expect him to give up drinking AND raping woman. That is just a bridge too far. And besides, it’s a Nazi specialty.
"Hey Mom. Yeah, and I'm good. How about you? That's nice. Look Mom, can you do me a favor? No, not my laundry. No, not clean my house. I just wonder if you can call some senators and tell them how great I am ...". - Typical Mother-Son Phone Call.
And nothing speaks of male strength and fortitude as your mommy speaking to Senators like she did with all your teachers in elementary, middle, and high school.
I wouldn’t give this guy a job in a porn shop working by himself with an unlimited supply of lube,and not even in a bar that sells only soda water and lemon juice🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄🙈.
Saying that he will stop drinking is actually a possibility(maybe),but to promise to stop raping women,is like a serial killer saying “Ok,I officially going to stop killing people”because I got a great job offer in a butcher shop🤔🙈.This guy needs to go to jail,period🤔.His poor wife is enabling him🤔
Reminds me of an old Dear Abbey letter:
“My boyfriend promises that once we get married he will stop drinking, stop cheating, stop gambling, and he will get a job and settle down. Should I believe him?”
🤣🤨🤣
"Dear Mom, please donate my butt-less chaps in the back of my closet to the local thrift store, I don't want the NatC's to find out I have them, they think I am one of them" -signed, your little Peter
He carefully avoided vowing to stop abusing and harassing women. So next time he grapes an intern at the holiday party he'll probably say he didn't know he needed to stop doing that too.
Not drinking alcohol is Trump's only redemption from being a total toxic human being. Americans installing an Organic Cess Pool in the White House. Deep State Hades. Another Felon being Housed by the Government 🤮
According to the GOP Operations Manual...
Mandate (noun. man-dayte)
1. Winning an election by plurality, less than 50% of the popular vote and calling it a landslide
2. The MAGA socially accepted behavior of men abusing women, especially under 18 years of age
I thought he’s been stating he won’t drink (don’t believe him) but I didn’t know he said he’d stop raping women.
The guy is a serial abuser and the problem he can’t try to brush off is his lack of experience leading a large agency & his failure at the helm of 2 small agencies.
I posted earlier today about this. He wasn't going to let any alcohol touch his lips if he was confirmed by the Senate. I asked if he was going to "boof" like Brett Kavanaugh instead.
On my hometown Nextdoor site, every time a mom says, “My kid is hoping for a summer job…”, there’s a pile-on of neighbors saying, “well then, your KID should be asking for one”. Bad look, mom.
😬 It's hard to say you won't rape again when you haven't accepted responsibility for raping in the past. Deny, like Donald and the Christians will believe.
That's true.
It is, after all, a 12 step process.
1. Get confirmed as Sec Def.
2. Quit drinking.
3. Fuck it. I'm the God damned Sec Def! This job includes a hot-assed female aide, right?
Pete Hegseth vows to stop drinking and raping women, but that’s the bar for Secretary of Defense? This is the ‘family of party values’ we’re dealing with? Hilarious—and disgusting. If this is the future of leadership, America is in BIG trouble.
I think Pete owes his mom money and she needs to help him get a job to pay her back. My mom would never stoop that low instead I had to come for dinner!
His MOM is calling people!!! Imagine going for a job and putting your Mom as a reference…. And he wants to be secretary of Defence. Is his Mom going to call the Taliban to stop being mean to her boy? I mean really!!!!!
My university students wouldn’t even do that. I once had a University student have her mother zoom call me to fight for a change in her grade. After that, my syllabus reads: “only emails from your official student email and from you as an individual will be addressed and replied to.”
“Hi, I’m Pete’s mom…”
In the ladies room. Talking to the “lady” senators.
And in walks Caitlyn Jenner.
Forgot to mention Pete(played by Pete Davidson) is with mom in a toddler harness. drunk.
And next…
I never heard him vow to stop raping women. So I’m going to assume that he’s just gonna continue doing that. Now he’ll have a new prestigious position in this world so he can threaten women into allowing him to rape them.
GOP the party of “Family Values” like:
- Assaulting & abusing women
- Denying women health care
- Breaking up immigrant families
- Not funding childcare
- Reducing workers’ wages/conditions & job security.
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I thought he only mentioned stopping drinking.
Every recovering alcoholic says that once and then never drinks again.
https://www.businessinsider.com/pete-hegseth-advocated-pardons-of-us-troops-accused-of-war-crimes-2019-5
One of MANY!
"Hey Mom. Yeah, and I'm good. How about you? That's nice. Look Mom, can you do me a favor? No, not my laundry. No, not clean my house. I just wonder if you can call some senators and tell them how great I am ...". - Typical Mother-Son Phone Call.
FFS SHEESH!
18 Aug 2026: U.S. SECDEF Pete Hegseth asks his mommy to send Xi Jinping a sternly worded email.
“My boyfriend promises that once we get married he will stop drinking, stop cheating, stop gambling, and he will get a job and settle down. Should I believe him?”
🤣🤨🤣
Mandate (noun. man-dayte)
1. Winning an election by plurality, less than 50% of the popular vote and calling it a landslide
2. The MAGA socially accepted behavior of men abusing women, especially under 18 years of age
The guy is a serial abuser and the problem he can’t try to brush off is his lack of experience leading a large agency & his failure at the helm of 2 small agencies.
“Who said that?”
“YOUR MOM.”
It is, after all, a 12 step process.
1. Get confirmed as Sec Def.
2. Quit drinking.
3. Fuck it. I'm the God damned Sec Def! This job includes a hot-assed female aide, right?
cabinet.
“Well he won’t be super rape-y anymore…”
" I promise to stop drinking if you give me a promotion" Day..
Everyone, send an email to HR and CC your boss with that message this AM.
Continued success!
“Hi, I’m Pete’s mom…”
In the ladies room. Talking to the “lady” senators.
And in walks Caitlyn Jenner.
Forgot to mention Pete(played by Pete Davidson) is with mom in a toddler harness. drunk.
And next…
Ive stopped watching the news last month and can’t keep with this bullshit
R u kidding me?
What a straight laced tool
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Give the poor boy the job!
- Assaulting & abusing women
- Denying women health care
- Breaking up immigrant families
- Not funding childcare
- Reducing workers’ wages/conditions & job security.