Here's something new...write a fatquote featuring a favorite character either as a reply to this post, or tag it #flabchat, and I'll respond to the dialogue with one from another character from the series!
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Jill eyed up her dining companion for the evening, a long, loud belch escaping her lips, jowls jostling from the force of her eructation. "Y'know Ada...huff...you're looking...bigger than me nowadays!" BO and worse stenches wafted through the air.
"UUUURRRRP- no sadly I won't be able to set a *huff* example at this year's *puff* physical fitness tests. So-OOOUUURRP excuse me. Something happened to my private elevator and I want to supervise so they fix it right. I'm a little worried though some of the security team are looking a bit doughy."
Huh whaddya’ll OUUURRRPmean? I set up my camera to snap a pic of Gourdy! Large, loud, comes out of the water like a BWOUUUUURRRRRwhals! *hff* I’ve been stakin out here for hff days livin offa junk food, and my supplies run dryer than a desert! I’ll Spill the beans if you *hff* get me more! FRTTT
Wh- *HUOORP* what did you say to me?! I’ll have you know I can crush you with ease with my size! I don’t care if I weigh over 800 pounds, I’m a *BWUURPH* snow leopard and I won’t let that slide!
*omph, omph, chomp*..huh?..*BAOORP*, what do you mean im "gaining weight?" do you get your rocks off..*chomp chomp* watching a girl eat?..or *AAOOORRP*..let out a little gas every now and then huh?! well i cant help it! my digestive system is all out of track. *FFFBLBLLTBLTLBLT* you didnt hear that!
"*munch!* *munch!* Mnggh... I need to get this outfit resized... *BWORPH!* And finish this stack of paperwork too... *munch!* *gulp!* But maybe after 2 more boxes of donuts... *URP!* Or... Ngh... 3... Hngh!- *BRAAAPPPFFT!...* Phew!... God, that coffee's not sitting well with me... *PRT~!*
"Mmmph... I knew I *huff* relaxshed after *puff* the war... *huff* but I didn't think *puff* to get my armor... *groan* reshizhed... how will I blend in now?!"
*Munch* Hm...? Ya say there *munch...* some newbie wanting some...*wheeze* some new gal wants some *glorp* training with me? Huh hell yea-*UUUAAARP*ah! Bring the small thing here can't be bothered getting *urp* now.
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(Alright goddess, time to rise and…shine?)
*GROOOOOOAWLL*
(H-HUH? Oh no…)
Puh…Pit! Cuh…haah…come…quickly! I-GWORPH-think the muh…”miracle diet” might hah-URLP-hahve shome-BLURPH-s…shide uhffectsh…
*Opens can of nitrofuel*
*Gulp*
*Uorp!~* Let's see if I can make her match me!~